Heather Duffin

@abheea530 Passion fruit

Persian Lime 🍋‍🟩

@abheea530 Persimmon

@Mishi_2210 127

@Matt_Pinner 4

Tell me the answer Correct answer deserve $5500

@lippyent Margaret

I need a old fashion girls name that will fit her! Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@RubbishWife 🤣🍑🍑🍑🍑

@RustyBearsMum I did wonder, doesn’t explain the different shapes and sizes. Maybe they had a party?

Bum prints on the window this morning. Which one is you? 🤣

@RubbishWife Are the prints from inside or outside???

@stfuesh A tree

@astraiaintel .

@claptonterrier Ah. Different thing altogether, Sir.

@RustyBearsMum no Miss Rusty....we will need competent workmen for those

Hello...it is I, Clapton

@claptonterrier Good luck with that, Sir.

May have buried the lead pals......TT handed in his papers at the Salt Mine today and will be retired in February!

@RubbishWife Ah, but which side are you supporting?

We’re ready #TDF2025

@claptonterrier Before it's sold from under you, Sir. Will you have new Stupid Neighbourhood Dogs and politicians to contend with?

Surveyin mys land….

@DickKingSmith Thank you for the reminder. It's important to be grounded by these facts (well-illustrated here) in this day and age.

It is time for your periodic reminder that elephant shrews are more closely related to elephants than they are to other shrews.

@formulabills @Number10cat Or Liz Truss...

@Number10cat Imagine the last new person you ever meet being JD Vance. Poor guy

I'm not saying that Vance has angered God, but if he offers to pray for you, it might be best to politely decline,

@baheed75 @MrMichaelSpicer Yes. Too surreal and appalling to miss.

@MrMichaelSpicer Surely you have to dust off the headset for this one ?

pa: mr president you'll need to do a press briefing about the plane crash. just the facts ok president: ok. i'm gonna talk about how we need to keep people with dwarfism away from our control towers pa: [pauses for 17 minutes] sorry what

@henryandfriends Merry Christmas, Henry. I hope you have a peaceful day with some nice things to eat. Big Christmas Hugs from us xx

nowtiss bord ... wensdy werds ... tooday dus be for evrrywun wot evva yoo dus be selbraytin

@BearBerkeley We are pleased you're pleased with it. Sending festive greetings to you all. X

Yesterday I treated myself to some mince pie and a port. Since I got my picture taken I decided to share the lovely decoration I got from @RustyBearsMum too