Fartshire Gameaway

if i'm me (i am) then i would already be irresponsibly long fartcoin and $gme

@assface_burner Time to go back to your day job king

I quit $spy puts positive for 2 days for 0dte and 1dte Calls negative $vix up Yet $spx keeps going up

@MichaelPBento i wish i knew how stupid you were before i took your short calls seriously

Welp, looks like a gap up open tomorrow.

@assface_burner you will be right eventually, make sure to take your victory lap when spy drops 2% and give everyone an "i told you so"

Bombs by monday 100% This is all bullshit to pump the market as much as possible

@assface_burner you just gonna keep rolling out and averaging down with your infinite stack of money?

The shooting star to start the reversal will be today Friday was the fakeout

@assface_private There is no fucking way I've been taking trades from a dude that is drawing arrows to where he hopes net premiums are going. Oh my.

@assface_private BROTHER YOU ARE DRAWING ARROWS FOR WHERE YOU WANT THEM TO GO

@assface_private all of us celebrating a 2x after a 90% drawdown by tailing for the last 3 weeks

@assface_private good call, they're only down 80% so far so plenty of capital to roll

@assface_private you're just drawing arrows on where you want the premiums to go? is that serious?

@assface_private lmao

@assface_private yep, just like that

@assface_private probably because most people are down a large % and just sitting here waiting for the next face ripper candle because of an axios tweet in puts that expire in a week.

@molesy39 a quick -15% cut on the index???

@assface_private looking forward to the "got busy at work, missed that calls turned bullish and just vaporized your port"

@assface_private i think the problem is you make definitive statements like "more confident than ever" and it just rips straight up

@assface_private Right now would be a good time to give a follow up tweet, do we hold? Do we just run over by a premarket pump? Is there anything happening in premiums?

@assface_private God candle to the upside 😭

@assface_private Welp, pre market pump is here. Time to light some more money on fire.

@assface_private @TheSpxLife June?? Shouldn't we be buying longer dated puts then?

@assface_private im just gonna have to unfollow lol. idk how anyone is making money on this when we have been buying for 2 straight weeks and have had like 3 1% drawdowns