Ryan Williams

Don’t tweet ever but this has to go somewhere No one uses the same gibberish singing the lion king jingle when mufasa is holding simba in the air

Call me crazy but Aly Raisman looks like a really pretty horse

@Mmarks2231 above the ear*

Pencil in the ear is always the move

@rockburwell yes! esneeziels

@Rwillz12 waaaasup manz!

top o’ the morning

My first tweet since 2019...really depicts how far I’ll take a white lie to get out of a situation: CVS Lady: Do you have a CVS card? Me: Nope! CVS Lady: do you want to get one? Me: No, I’m moving out of the country soon so I don’t think I’ll use it

@AndrewHerlihy @BarstoolBigCat A horse shoe

@BarstoolBigCat Pun intended?

Oh Jesus. That’s the worst luck ever for the Colts

@AndrewHerlihy What do I do?

You either bring energy to a conversation, or take energy from a conversation

@BCornellier “Work” haha

How the fuck does dry ice work?

I’ll take “I could run through a fucking wall” for 600 dollars please

Justin Bradley sits in the shower 🤣

Justin Bradley still uses snap stories 🤣

@Prende_22 Who are they?! @ them!

Met a lot of pretty women aka distractions

@Prende_22 Hahaha I don’t know dude I was kidding. Have subtweeting though. ✌🏻

@Rwillz12 Why is that any of your concern either way

When you have daddy’s money but act like you work hard 😂😂

@AggressivFriday @rockburwell

Oh? The black guy with the George Michael earring is gay? Color me shocked. #LilNasX

@JoshGallant22 I think contacting Harry Duval would be your best bet

ALERT ALERTS: I need to borrow a cat for some mice removal at my apartment. I dont want your typical fat lazy cat im looking for the John Wick of cats. If your cat has assasination tendencies or just does things that make you think he is a stone cold killer please reach out.

Someone told me Ninja was playing Big Plays on his stream today. Can anyone find video footage of this 🤔

@BCornellier How do CDs work?

How the fuck does Bluetooth work?

Going to make an effort to share more on social media. It’s the least i can do. Thank you for the continued support through these bouts of silence. Really does mean a lot