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> 6'5" scarecrow who convinced Silicon Valley that renting desks was disrupting humanity > Trademarked the word "We" then sold it back to his own company for $6 million > This hollow-cheeked prophet burned through $12 billion preaching about elevated consciousness > Wife Rebekah fired employees based on their "energy" like some deranged corporate shaman > Leased his own buildings to WeWork at premium rates because grifting your investors builds character > Stringy hair and dead eyes, looks like he gets life advice from ayahuasca ceremonies > Shot tequila before mass layoffs because nothing says leadership like ritual alcoholism > Smoked weed on private jets while 2,400 employees got shitcanned for his mystical landlord fantasies > SEC investigated the whole scam but this patchy-bearded messiah walked away with $1.7 billion > Now running Flow after somehow raising another $350 million from the same idiots he already robbed > Turned office space into a spiritual journey and somehow people bought it twice

If you sum up the last 20 years of the US-Iran relationship, it reads like this: US: Do not peruse nuclear weapons Iran: Ok we signed the nuclear proliferation treaty US: Too bad, you’re getting sanctioned Iran: Ok US: Stop pursuing nuclear weapons Iran: We’re not; we’re generating energy just like other countries. US: Sign a deal and have us inspect what you’re doing Iran: Ok, deal signed, inspectors welcome US: Too bad, deal canceled and you’re getting more sanctions Iran: Ok US: Stop pursuing nukes or else Iran: Look, we did everything you’ve asked US: Too bad, we’re gonna bomb you anyway. That girl school looks like a good target *BOOM* Israel: *bombs Iran Iran: *defends itself Israel: “The evil regime of Iran is targeting our civilians” US: “Iran is cutting heads off babies”

Your wife is pregnant, carrying a child, and two other children are still beside her in the kitchen cooking, and you’re in the living room watching a movie? Make it make sense. Is she a slave? If this is what a traditional home means, then tradition is just slavery with a ring on it.