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Bass Windu is becoming an AI masterpiece. I want a full movie.

@OhDear_Friend My guess is the real ones do care you're just shutting them out.

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, I turn 38 this year and I have realised , as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

@DramaAlert Clav about to get his cheeksmaxed haha

Clavicular is SCREWED... Florida's Attorney General reveals that he can face "A LOT OF TIME BEHIND BARS" for the dead gator shooting clip. "We prosecute to the fullest" x.com/bennyjohnson/s…

@CTVNews You're hilarious if you think that kids under 16 aren't smarter at the Internet than you. This country is full of some of the dumbest people in the world

Most Canadians support social media ban for kids under 16: poll ctvnews.ca/health/article…

@BenBankas Nothing was worse than that NDP convention. Literally the whole world was laughing at us

Canadian Juno awards were somehow worse than the NDP special needs convention.

@sarobertsonca the only thing canada post delivers is junk mail. and i still have to go down the street to get it lol.

Avi Lewis: "We have shoved Canada Post so far into the market mindset that every few months we have a national conversation about why isn't Canada Post making money. Does the ambulance service make money? Do the police services make money? We're talking about a fundamental public service."

@theJagmeetSingh @avilewis No one will remember either of your names 10 years from now. You won't survive the next elections

Congratulations to @avilewis on your election as leader of our party. It is a profound honour to be chosen by the membership & an even greater responsibility to serve them. Leading the NDP means fighting everyday to make life better for Canadians. Solidarity in the work ahead!

@TMZ Stevo and bam. What an inspiration these guys are on the whole of humanity right now.

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Bam Margera showed us he's still got it when it comes to skateboarding skills ... he just needs a lot more warm-up than he used to!

@CanadianPolling Cost of living economy and immigration. With job security employment and housing subheaded under immigration

Top Issues For Canadians - (Pick 3): Cost of Living: 64% Trump: 42% Economy: 41% Healthcare: 32% Housing: 29% Immigration: 26% Crime/Safety: 15% Climate/Environment: 13% Job Security/Employment: 13% Inequality: 11% AI: 7% China/Russia: 5% Abacus / March 24, 2026

@DrNeilStone @joerogan Everybody knew. We don't care period it's his dumb curiosity that we associate with. It reminds us of ourselves.

It is just me or are people finally FINALLY waking up to the fact that @joerogan doesn't actually know what he's talking about when it comes to pretty much everything?

@Spamfromk Tools. Always tools

Why is buying a gift for a man so difficult? BTW What’s the best gift to give a guy? Suggestions

@dylmichaelc it's when your friends start abandoning you. You will notice the looks from your family changes. People start speaking to you in a different tone.

how can you tell if your entire life is ruined

@Prairielily22 Jack Layton and Bernie Sanders supporter here. What the hell did I just watch! The entire country should be embarrassed. The entire world was laughing at us yesterday.

Watching the videos of the NDP convention, I'm just shocked at how weird and creepy and insane the NDP has become. I say this as someone who spent 11 years as an ardent NDP member from 2006 to 2017. They are just batshit crazy now. Most normal people have left the party. I really hope many of the still existing NDP voters watch the videos of the convention being shown online because that will turn them off of the NDP completely. I bet Carla Beck and Naheed Nenshi are really really hoping voters in their provinces don't see the videos because unfortunately for them, most voters have difficulty differentiating between federal and provincial--all they'll see is that the NDP has gone bonkers.

@Ravenismeee Life is way harder then you think it even is at 23. Way harder! Get an iron mind. You're going to need it!

I’m 23. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@CryptoMikli This guy is too young to realize the damage he's doing to an entire generation of youth. This is the type of person that the social media generation is producing. We're in big trouble.

Clavicular reveals the stimulants he uses that help him socialize and be entertaining “Stimulants are something that I utilize for my work, for my content, because I can’t really function around people too well or be super entertaining in my sober state” “I use pregabalin. It blocks certain excitatory neurotransmitters, like glutamate, which causes social anxiety. By blocking that neurotransmitter while the drug’s half life is active, you’re in a low-inhibition state for six to eight hours”

@Dearme2_ Proper sleep exercise and diet

Without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression?

@govt_corrupt I think this country is just doomed honestly. It's already unrepairable. The war is over. All the battles have been lost

NDP, Liberals, and Conservatives are all trash. So what's the solution to these terrible establishment parties?

@NDP @avilewis The entire world is laughing at you right now can you feel it?

The results are in! Congratulations to @avilewis, Leader of Canada's NDP. After an exciting leadership race, we're fired up and ready for the important work ahead!

@globalnews Who cares it's a puppet show anyways

Prime Minister Mark Carney has been present for approximately 29 per cent of question periods, an analysis shows, much less than his two predecessors. globalnews.ca/news/11750090/…

@ccmembersonly Howard the duck