Ryan Blake

@potato_fight @JDVance "despised by the majority of Americans" He won the popular vote in 2024? Have you heard of OBAMAcare? How are those premiums working out for you?

@JDVance Fuck you. Why call it Trump accounts when he’s despised by the majority of Americans? Why can’t you do one thing that doesn’t glorify this criminal and is just for the well being of Americans. No hubris, just focus on the people.

One of the problems we have in public policy is that wonks don’t give any consideration to how their ideas will collide with actual human behavior. Take our Trump Accounts. There are millions of parents who will in theory benefit enormously from this investment in their kids’ future, but the policy does no good if parents never find out how to sign up for it. From day one of our administration we’ve tried to think outside the box on problems like this. That’s why Elon recruited the best and brightest engineers and designers to help us make government more efficient. Some of those same exceptional design and software talents, under @jgebbia’s leadership, have been working for months at National Design Studio on a different problem: making government programs like the Trump Accounts more user friendly. With the Trump Accounts we’ve met people where they are. Instead of expecting them to navigate a ton of complicated forms on Treasury.gov, we’ve built out a simple, easy-to-use app to sign parents up. The app helps us market the program and sign up users, and deploying it this early does something else: it gives our engineers a pilot program to test out Treasury’s digital back-end systems and iron out kinks in advance of the delivery of the funds later this summer. So, parents, sign up now, and help us invest in your kids for tomorrow. Because great policy only works when people can actually use it. That is the power of design. When government is easier to understand, easier to navigate, and easier to trust, people benefit. The American experience should be as great as the American promise.

@ExxAlerts the best part of caving is you don't have to do it. ever.

ALERT: Man had to be rescued after getting stuck “in a crevice that was basically designed the exact shape of him" for over 6 hours. Park rangers responded to a call around 6:30 PM about a man from Brooklyn, New York, who was cave exploring Merlin’s Cave in the town of Canaan with his friends when he got so stuck he couldn't move. Rangers were able to reach the man at around 9 PM, and the temperature had dropped to 50 degrees and 100% hummidity. DEC Forest Ranger Lt. John Gullen said, “There’s still three of his buddies, who were still with him, and they’re trying to get him out… At this point, they’ve been in the cave for many hours, so they are all hypothermic.” Rescuers had to crawl 400 feet, which took 20 minutes, to reach the man stuck in what Gullen describes as “a crevice that was basically designed the exact shape of him.” When they could not budge the man, rescuers went to retrieve a rock drill while Gullen stayed with him, telling jokes to keep him from freaking out. Gullen stated that once rescuers got the drill, which took an hour and a half, it took less than 30 minutes to free the man. “Once we were ere able to get to a point where we could high-five, we were high-fiving… It’s a feeling that I wish everyone could experience, ’cause there’s nothing like it.”

@Schwank_Tank @Orioles Adley will probably PH for JJ at some point today is my guess

@Orioles Can Adley and Basallo not ever be in the same lineup? Idk any other team who consistently takes their top hitters out of the lineup. Especially when our offense is struggling the one it is.

Back to work

@QuiverQuant Maybe a bit early but sold my position today at a 9-bagger after tailing this trade from your reporting in 11/2024. Thanks QQ for the heads up and profits!

UPDATE: $VSAT has now risen 1073% since we posted this report. 1073%

@end3of6days9 Four minutes of rambling could've been summed up as, "woman addicted to poisonous energy drinks hears from doctor that she'll feel better if she stops drinking poison and feeding her addiction."

This woman went to a new doctor because she’d been feeling awful — exhausted, no energy, and just generally terrible. Her previous bloodwork had shown high liver enzymes and high cholesterol, but no one had really dug into why. Within minutes of meeting her, the new doctor looked at her and asked one simple question: “Do you drink energy drinks?” She admitted she had one every single day — Celsius, Alani, Bloom, Monster, whatever she could get her hands on. She knew they weren’t great for her, but she drank them anyway because she was “fighting for her life” trying to get through the day. The doctor told her it wasn’t the caffeine that was the problem. It was all the other synthetic ingredients in those drinks that her body couldn’t properly process. Those were what was throwing off her liver enzymes and affecting her cholesterol. She’s now on day three without them… and she already says she feels so much better. Quick PSA: Those energy drinks might be doing more damage than we realize. Have you ever stopped doing something you thought was "helping" you, only to realize you actually felt better without it?

@pantsulachef @Prabuski @ilyhaden Bots/AI never do...

@RyanB4826 @Prabuski @ilyhaden No one understands sarcasm anymore 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bro is gonna regret this day for the rest of his life

@Prabuski @ilyhaden You sexist jerk. She had this completely under control. What would you have changed?!

@ilyhaden Can we all agree that overweight female cops need to stop being hired.

@jacksdiningroom Looks great and all but I am simply not a drippin-ass-sandwich kind of guy. Make it a third of the size and not a sloppy mess that makes me feel like shit after eating.

Trying the best new chicken sandwich in NYC! 📍Old Mates Pub, NYC

@SenWarren Says the woman whose been in Congress for decades. You are utterly useless.

Ban stock trading by the President. Ban stock trading by the Vice President. Ban stock trading by members of Congress. End the corruption.

@HasanEssam29636 I guess your terrorists fucked around and found out. Thoroughly.

One of the most terrifying images in history: a transformation from life to death. Gaza in 2023 and 2026!

@RandPaul So then what are you doing about it? And also, what are you teaching your dumbass son to make him such an antisemitic ignoramus?

Let me be clear about what we know. Taxpayer dollars funded risky gain-of-function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology. Fauci denied it under oath. The evidence says otherwise.

Today, a CIA whistleblower sat before my committee and confirmed what I've said for years: government officials, including Dr. Fauci, deliberately misled the American people about the origins of COVID-19. This is not a conspiracy theory. This is sworn testimony. 🧵

@NenaAzyouar @IsabellaMDeLuca ...would you? Hit a brother with some sources. In the meantime, I'm going to eat healthy and exercise and not worry about someone hitting the doomsday button to activate the graphene oxide and 8G like Manchurian control devices @grok what is this lady on about?

Well, Mr. Ryan Blake, would you please address the nano particles and graphing oxide that was in the mRNA gene editing vaccine? And then speak to the 6G towers that will soon be 8G As well as the 13 deadly chemicals sprayed in our skies daily And the fact that the frequencies coming from the towers will connect to the graphene oxide inside of the majority of American citizens And all they have to do is turn up the frequency To debilitate us physically and mentally Please speak to that

Another conspiracy theory come true

@hardknocksedu Holy shit, man. The editing/cuts in this video are atrociously distracting. Can't focus on anything said as they ZOOM or CUT or change perspective or reposition or holy shit, I dunno. Please have a talk with your editor.

She quit Wall Street and made millions! I interviewed Ashley M. Fox in Atlanta, and I asked her: -How she made $10 million in one year -What the richest people in the world do with their money And her the best advice she’d give to the younger generation.

@the1Jax @CollinRugg

@CollinRugg Here's the footage.

NEW: Motorcycle ends up dangling from a traffic signal pole following a crash in Canada near the Surrey-Delta border. The bike appeared to launch into the air at the light after colliding with the front end of a BMW in an intersection. According to police, the rider suffered serious but non-life-threatening injuries. The BMW driver was not injured. "I was looking down and then I looked up and the [motorcycle] was above. Kind of crazy," said one observer who explained that he saw the damaged BMW but had a hard time figuring out where the other vehicle involved in the crash was. Wild.

@HalaAyala Take the L and move on to winning votes by having good candidates and policy. Megan thee Stallion and Mark Ruffalo ain't changing anyone's mind.

Voting for president = choosing a person. A referendum = voting “yes” or “no” on a law. Both are elections because the public votes, it’s official, and it shapes government decisions. Civics lesson complete.

@NFL_DovKleiman The Ravens won the Maxx Crosby trade.

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Raiders superstar DE Maxx Crosby releases a new song titled “PLAQUEBOYMAXX” Crosby has a very bright future in music when he decides to retire. 🔥🔥🔥

@k8kashi4 @eye_pasta @DovySimuMMA @ufc Found Khamzat's mom

@eye_pasta @DovySimuMMA @ufc Bruh it’s a normal face with a slit on his lip from a childhood fall 😭

OMG THIS ACTUALLY INSANE BOTH GUYS NON STOP ☠️ via @UFC #UFC328

@WhiteHouse I'd prefer Pam Bondi to tweet about the DOW

Stock Market hit an ALL-TIME HIGH TODAY. 📈

@XFreeze He obviously - like Scam Altman - is doing this because he loves it

Greg Brockman just testified under oath that his stake in for-profit OpenAI is worth over $20B - closer to $30B Elon was right about everything Sam Altman and Greg Brockman turned OpenAI into a for-profit cash to enrich themselves Brockman now has nearly $30B in vested stock He invested $0 in OpenAI The grift is no longer hidden