Ryan Cavanaugh

@Stads20 @twinsdaily Me.

@twinsdaily Who the hell is in the 8.4%

We asked our community for their thoughts on the Twins’ ownership. Surprised by the results? 😅 #twins #minnesota #mntwins

@PGATOUR @attproam @PGATOURKevin recognize that voice from anywhere (unless it wasn’t him then disregard)

"Sake bomb ... just kidding" 😈 After qualifying for @ATTProAm via the Aon Swing 5, Ryo Hisatsune opened in 10-under 62 at Pebble Beach. Why does he take a sip of water before every putt? His explanation will keep you on your toes ⬇️

@CSleeve16374 We need you locked in on Monday, Cream.

Long day busy with family. That’s what it’s all about. Missed most of the cubs game and I believe I’m the reason for that loss today. Oops don’t worry won’t happen again! Relaxing and unwinding. Got a bottle of sugar cane squirt. Late night cream- feel free to ask me anything. Can be #bears related or literally anything else. Could get weird. - cream

@3YearLetterman Calling bullshit on this. No way you picked up the spare.

I really do wonder about the future of this country I went bowling this morning. Much to my disappointment, the lane beside me was reserved for a child’s birthday party. I had to put up with the usual parent complaints about me and Weasel drinking and using profanity (truth be told we were both still hammered from yesterday). But that’s to be expected Things went sideways during the second game. It was the 8th frame and I was coming off two strikes, so the first roll was important. I got my ball before the 8 year old boy bowling beside me, so bowling etiquette dictates that I roll first. I took my position and started to bowl. But what does the little shit beside me do? He starts to bowl at the SAME GODDAMN TIME. I was so distracted I pulled my Bald Eagle/American Flag custom ball into the gutter I was so angry I called Timmy a useless turd and made him do push ups. I told him he could continue until the sun burned out or he learned proper bowling etiquette, whichever came first. Sadly, several angry parents intervened and I was thrusted with arrest I ended up picking up the spare and received a standing ovation

@ValueBetsPA Congrats to you, your wife, and the baby’s father!

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@DougPolkVids I can’t speak for everybody, obviously, but I laugh every time you break into another ad.

I made this video unlisted, not because of the hellmuth bit but because the shameless self promotion part was just too many ads and I didn't feel good about people being upset by it. In the future ill balance it better and make sure its done well or I won't run the vid. Thanks

@AngelaBelcamino They probably ate ugly though, because they’re also fat.

@AngelaBelcamino *Are

I literally just asked a question… Has the left always been like this?

@Stads20 Ha. I didn’t know that. Rooting for a 20 inning game then wrecking both bullpens for the next month. But in reality the Cubs and Royals are both 15-20 games better than the Twins and Cards, so no need to worry about them.

@RyanCavanaugh24 We play the cards shouldn’t you want them to win? #NoCubsNo

Happy #OpeningDay #WinTwins

@ShaneSparksBTN @hoagieboyhidlay @ESPNPlus @NCAAWrestling Already knew you were awesome, but Trent has been awesome too. Thank you, gentlemen!

Join @hoagieboyhidlay and me for MatCast coverage on @ESPNPlus beginning at noon ET. All 8 mats! @NCAAWrestling

@1Mvvoit Apology not accepted. That was awesome.

@DKSportsbook Jumping all over the Hawkeyes at that great price!

@MSUKB_Bets @PromoCactus $3,826.44, 62-147-2, 56.35% only betting on Josh from now on

@PromoCactus This is actually a goated edge

I probably shouldn’t gatekeep this elite edge any longer

@JohnJHarwood Yikes.

people who insist Biden will pardon Hunter after specifically ruling it out are telling on themselves they can't imagine someone acting on principle and keeping his word

@iowahawkblog Noted

The last thing I desire in this world is more replies

@EVbetsKS 😂😂😂 Tailed!

I forgot to type the book. And now its dead. I suck ass.

@thedailybeast lol

The Madison Square Garden rally, operatic in its repulsive bigotry, will almost certainly alienate more voters who might have voted for Trump. trib.al/q0fIVyo

@mcuban @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk Much respect for a respectful response to a loss.

Congrats @realDonaldTrump. You won fair and square. Congrats to @elonmusk as well. #Godspeed