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An action movie called “Cruisin for a Bruisin” that takes place on a cruise ship starring Tom Cruise, Penelope Cruz and Terry Crews.

@jasminkaset It was a bad idea

@noradotcool Wow! You’d think Dewey would at least be doing voice work somewhere?

it’s weird that no one of the kids from malcolm in the middle is still acting

@JoshCrewsReally Triple bill: lifehouse, Everclear, Matchbox 20

Covid still kinda sounds like something a rich white lady would name her entitled kid.

@noradotcool He’s so good. Him going really hard and legit scary is the best part of Superbad.

irish mobster, italian mobster, various dirtbag cousins... nails them every time. no one could bring what he brought to "man at port authority" in nick and norah's infinite playlist

"I'm not responsible for the sins of my ancestors! It wasn't ME who did those things." "You're right! We probably should take down all those statues and images of our ancestors who committed atrocities and genocide then, yeah?" "BuT oUr hIStoRy!!!!!"

Made a little meme for you all. What’s your social distancing personality?

How does everyone feel about the latest Black Keys tour being called the "Let's Rock Tour" ?

I’m not a guy or a girl. I’m a little worried.

It’s like Trump is trying to create his own Suicide Squad of shitty lowlife conmen with bad hair.

The new High Fidelity is pretty cool, but I’m 2 episodes in and really hope I don’t have to watch Zoe Kravitz horribly eat any more soggy fruit loops.

I wouldn’t be particularly interested in Matrix 4 except for the fact that Keanu and Carrie-Anne have both aged in a way where they went from “good looking” to SUPER MEGA HOT.

I didn’t really ever get into emo when it was big. And now that I’m older and there’s a lot of emo nostalgia making the rounds I’ve realized that, yes, it’s still horrible.

sorry im fighting remotely today and may be slow replying to messages

As a chronicle of teenage suburban misery in the early 1980s, Paul Feig’s program only lasted 18 episodes, but it still casts a tremendously long shadow. cos.lv/CUus50xJdJL

@kanatrex Wow. This is such a great take. I love it.

@kiwi_milli With the sped up boomerangs of tiny women taking huge bites and the text overlay “ THIS RESTAURANT IN BROOKLYN MAKES AN EXTRA LARGE PIZZA TOPPED WITH DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS”