@altonbrown @nickpowpow People acting like the air fryer is some magical invention that never existed in their ovens for decades before this good marketing.
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Ryan Boyer
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Ryan Boyer
@RyanFBoyer
Passionate tech enthusiast and executive. Ex - @awscloud /open source home automation enthusiast
Atlanta, GA Katılım Ocak 2021
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Where did the lies all begin? Where was the false narrative born? What single conspiracy broke the spirit of America? That's easy: air fryers.
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@AlexNoonan6 Fun fact. The Alamo gift store is larger than the Alamo itself.
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@MattGertz Translation. Candidate has no ability for critical thinking.
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Donald Trump's echoing of the “STUPID SHIT” pushed by his sycophants represents a continuation of an unfortunate trend in his party. mediamatters.org/donald-trump/t…
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practicing saying “hello fellow human, i am definitely also a human from the planet earth! i am fully capable of not speaking in vagaries! i am not available for new sexual connections at this time” in the mirror if anyone needs me
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someone i went on dates with years ago before she moved out of philly hit me up to say she’s in town & i awkwardly replied i’m not available like That, but open to hang & she said “this is how i remember you alina, warm & elusive” don’t touch the aquarius display case PLEASE 😭
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@QuinnyPig Dude saw the South Park episode and believes it to be reality.
Which means by transitive logic. He believes in Man Bear Pig.
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Does he think I’m contemplating going home and aborting my four-year-old?
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@rmnb Him and his brother were supposed to be groomsmen at their sisters wedding total.
Losing family is tragic. Losing them this way is devastating .
Losing them when you’re gathered for a huge family event of joy and celebration…. It’s unimaginable.
My heart breaks for them
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Johnny Gaudreau dies at 31 after being struck by car while bicycling
russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2024/08/30/joh…
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Just had an employee tell me they can't work because a "family emergency".
Gave me 36 hour heads up.
Then I learn the "emergency" is a wedding.
What do you think?
Is a wedding a family emergency?
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@mcbride_aws It’s a great quote and 100% has Orwellian influence. If you asked an LLM to generate sentences that would fit right into Orwell work…it Would easily fit in the first half of 1984.
Facebook hits quick on misattributed quotes. lol.
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@RyanFBoyer Ahhh it appears you’re right, I am wrong that Orwell said it. The sentence is still accurate. Credit due to Selwyn ⬇️
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@chrismunns that guy was me 5 years ago. Before kids. Before losing my dad. Now… what motivates me is a lot different.
Relentless pursuit of ambition and power gets in the way of what really matters. Thinking that I always needed more in my career every year.
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A steady job that brings you home top quartile pay in most countries and lets you provide for a family or save for a nice retirement, while living pretty well?? That’s the fucking dream for most.
Ayush Yadav@ayushunleashed
Bruh, If 8 years later I'm just some senior engineer at a company, I failed at life.
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Ryan Boyer retweetledi
Happy Election Week! We have a busy next few days ahead.
🚘: Sign up to canvass: mobilize.us/s/BQJCqc
📞: Sign up to phone bank (join us whenever you have free time Thursday!): mobilize.us/s/M9A8da
We’d love to see you at some point this, so come help out!
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No one needs to explain or defend the fact that they don’t have children.
It’s okay to just exist as an adult… without children.
That’s kind of the fun of life. We all get to make different choices. For ourselves.
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“Women get passed over for promotions because they choose to have kids and slow down at work.”
“We can’t expect companies to pay for months of maternity leave. It’s just a bad investment.”
“Women should focus on their careers as much as men do.”
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“No, not like that.”
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@ericpullen @awscloud Heard rumblings there are a few services in that family about to get sent to a farm upstate.
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Uhh, is there something @awscloud needs to tell us about CodeCommit? This seems rather ominous! #codecommit
What's New with AWS (Unofficial)@WhatsNewWithAWS
How to migrate your #AWS CodeCommit repository to another Git provider Customers can migrate their #AWS CodeCommit Git repositories to other Git providers using several m... aws.amazon.com/blogs/devops/h…
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Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly just endorsed Vice President Harris.
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@QuinnyPig I gave crap to someone at GCP recently that I thought GCP would be bought by Oracle in three years. I’m doubling down on that take.
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After they sold their domains business (and customer data) to Squarespace I asked how long it would be until Google Cloud got bored of running relational databases and sold those customers to Oracle.
You all thought I was kidding.
Google Cloud Tech@GoogleCloudTech
We've teamed up with @Oracle to simplify cloud adoption with Oracle Database@Google Cloud–helping customers migrate faster, take advantage of advanced services like Exadata and Autonomous Database, and more → goo.gle/3KHgdqw
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@BenRaby31 It’s my favorite memory of my dad from my youth.
Racing to Glory Days after a Little League Game at Yeomas. At the Cedar/29 light. Waiting to turn right listening anxiously.
Juneau scores.
He hit his horn and went nuts like I never saw my dad ever do before.
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This Date #Caps History
June 4, 1998: #ALLCAPS advance to #StanleyCupFinal for first time in franchise history as Joe Juneau nets winner in 3-2 OT win in GM6 of East Final in Buffalo
Archived Audio: Memories from Olie Kolzig on '98 run, facing Hasek in East Final & Juneau's GWG
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@chrismunns Serverless was an opportunity squandered.
I remember when we went from “this is how you build better apps” to “tell me how you want to continue doing what you’ve always done but in aws”… and we saw the influx of “Managed Xyz Service”
We became facilitators not advisors.
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sadly, the #serverless DA team at AWS is essentially disbanded. a few years ago I was given an opportunity to build a new role and a new team, in what became one of hottest trends in tech. I was fortunate enough to hire incredibly smart and driven people who delivered tons 1/
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@AlexNoonan6 Stack of dollars waiting for you in Zimbabwe from me. Threw in an extra million as a tip
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