Ryan Kern

Witnessed all three victories, a series win, made the @TBSNetwork broadcast and then got a @barstoolsports cameo. What a week. I don’t want to eat a hot dog again for at least another year. #NLDS2021 #NLDSGame5 #dodgers @Dodgers @BlueHeavenPod #GiantsVsDodgers @realFRG @brookme3

@IraHeatBeat Even worse - the @cavs employee who makes these apparently failed 4th grade grammar. Repeatedly no comma.

Really? Drafted here … and then immediately traded.

@BNightengale Take it easy, Bob.

The San Francisco Giants’ first lineup under rookie manager Tony Vitello tonight against the New York Yankees

@heykevinjohn That is called stockholm syndrome.

Kings have the 4th worst record in the league and are currently losing by 27 points to a shorthanded 76ers team. You would never know it due to the enthusiasm of their fans. There’s a reason Kings fans are considered to be the best fans in the NBA.

@BillSimmons @TheCousinSal @SeanFennessey @SethWickersham Will Smith being excluded from your list of black Best Actor Oscar winners is the best PR he could have ever asked for.

New BS Podcast! —Guess the Over/Unders for NFL Win Totals w/ @TheCousinSal —An Oscars Preview and a fascinating Best Actor race w/ @SeanFennessey —The bizarre Brady/Pats mini-feud plus QB lessons with @SethWickersham Not covered: Bam, Crosby Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/4mbbJJ…

@lledrook Hahahaha

jayson tatum would’ve subbed himself out at 81 and texted kobe

@SwipaCam Deni Avdija

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@SeanFennessey @ChrisRyan77 I don't know if there's a place somewhere in a studio for this, but I just wanted to make you aware that it can be had. etsy.com/listing/118977…

@TheELBushman @RaysTheRoofTB ... I haven't lived.

@RaysTheRoofTB You guys never had burger fries? You guys need to get out more.

We didn't even see this initially 😂😂 Burger-shaped fries are the way of the future

@RaysBaseball @RaysBaseball checking in about these fries

A first look at the Forever Home of the Tampa Bay Rays 👀 ➡️: newballpark.raysbaseball.com

@SleeperHQ @grok Hey @grok, does the @SleeperHQ team know he played in a Super Bowl?

Hey @grok, put him in the uniform of his next NFL team.

@BarstoolBigCat My family chooses a punishment for each game's loser before it begins. One time I had to eat a lime whole. Another time I wasn't allowed to do anything until whiskey ice cubes melted in my arm pits.

I started playing farkle and I think I’m hooked

@j_weav @ryenarussillo @TomShady300 @Ceruti What gave it away?

@RyanJKern @ryenarussillo @TomShady300 @Ceruti Ai slop garbage

@ryenarussillo @TomShady300 @Ceruti

@ryenarussillo @fred_warner Favorite restaurant in Santana Row?

Questions for @fred_warner this week Go-

@RandyScottESPN @ryenarussillo @TomShady300 @Ceruti 🫡👶

@RyanJKern @ryenarussillo @TomShady300 @Ceruti Thank you for your service, Soldier Baby, and please take my window seat

@_mcameron44 @brady_tucker Best grid yet!

@brady_tucker @RyanJKern I mean you at least gotta use every picture of every team🤷🏿‍♂️😂😂

@_mcameron44 we're all on pins and needles waiting to see where you put yourself today on grid.

@_mcameron44 @brady_tucker @_mcameron44 LOL stand by!

Will miss my guy.

@mickeykoke Hahaha I always appreciate your honesty and keeping it real.

@RyanJKern Desperate.

Los Angeles Dodger fans are like burnouts who peaked in high school—forever clinging to their letterman jackets and pathetically reminiscing about their so-called glory days. The past is irrelevant to today and has nothing to do with this season.