Ryan Jossel

@ryanfbt @SmithKwagga I’ll take it… big bday celebrations x

The #PublicHoliday on Friday 15th December is a SuperSub PH. Day of Reconciliation lands on a Sat this year, so not everyone benefits from it. On you go @SmithKwagga The Kwagga Smith of Public Holidays. #SpringboksRWC #Bokke

Rationalizing a career and a life spent in manufacturing, in South Africa, is getting harder, bordering on impossible. If we can’t make anything, you can’t buy anything. We won’t need taxis then. There won’t be any factories left over to have to get to.

@Paul_Raphaely I had the same experience even when they managed to answer their phones. Wait until they interrogate your procurement and list of suppliers. Non starter

Years from now, when small businesses have failed, ingenuity and innovation wells dried up, intellectual capital fled and things are just, you know, rotten, one of the reasons I hope those left over will remember to be angry about, is that the DTI forgot how to answer phones…

@kayeman 3B - 30 Tours 😃

Let me know what group, what time, and how many Cape Town Cycle Tours you have done

@IncConnection can someone in management please contact me as a matter of URGENCY- REF 9000232548

@Paul_Raphaely @dachait @alanwinde @DavidMaynier @MbalulaFikile Think he may be waiting for a train to arrive at Cape Town station so he can get to work?

@dachait @RyanJossel @alanwinde @DavidMaynier More importantly, where is our Minister if Transport in all of this, again? Where is @MbalulaFikile when he is actually supposed to be doing something? Quiet during the looting. Quiet during a taxi war.

.@alanwinde @DavidMaynier what are you doing about the taxi violence/shooting that is happening in front of your eyes in Cape Town? Innocent people wanting to get to work are being shot at!

@QhubekaAssos @GarminCycling @SimoClarke "I need a @GarminCycling #Edge830 because I need to know where I’m going 😂

🎁 Competition! 🎁 Win a @GarminCycling #Edge830 Step 1⃣ - Follow @GarminCycling & @QhubekaAssos Step 2⃣ - Reply to this post by copy/pasting & completing the following sentence: "I need a @GarminCycling #Edge830 because..." Winner to be selected on Friday by @SimoClarke! 🖐️

@craigblumberg Look at you David Attenborough

Never seen anything like it. Earthworm giving birth in our garden. #Nature #birth

@Paul_Raphaely @NOMUChirps @Paul_Raphaely this picture unfortunately is incomplete, it’s missing a delicious @bagsofbites rusks #justsaying

@NOMUChirps (Ahem) @RyanJossel !

@Paul_Raphaely Throw some rusks and cookies into the mix...

I genuinely hope my children will develop into smarter, more capable, just generally more able people than me. Because if they wind up grafting this hard, selling Hot Chocolate, JUST to keep the lights on and salaries paid? No man. Mugs game.

@ryanfbt @Runningflyhalf @bagsofbites Hahaha... this is true 😁

@RyanJossel @Runningflyhalf @bagsofbites Truth is, its impossible for Bags of Bites to go stale because they've never lasted more than 48 hours in our house....

@ryanfbt @Runningflyhalf @bagsofbites No... find your nearest bin

@Runningflyhalf @RyanJossel of @bagsofbites , can you answer this existential dilemma?

@craigblumberg @Strava Apparently you can upload the files manually. I’m technically challenged so I’ll leave it alone. I’ll wIt for the hackers to finish

@RyanJossel @Strava True story 🤷‍♂️😂

Just checked @Strava and feel great that I’m not the only one who hasn’t been for a run the last 4 days #garmindown

Dope! She’s from Cofimvaba in the EC. Went to school in Mitchells Plain. Lives and farms in Khayalitsha in Cape Town. Today, she harvested her spinach crop. She expected a week 2 sell. By 3pm today she was sold out. Sold about 1000 bunches. She is 27 yr old farmer Ncumisa Mkabile

@antongillis Aaah, was there today.

@RyanJossel Bud the bootleggers next to Eastcity cycles

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