Ryan Johnston

"Let's Make Twitter Great Again!" #letsmaketwittergreatagain #trump #donaldtrump #seewhatididthere #OBNATION

Wow, that’s me!

When did bicycle 🚲 seats 💺 get sooooo uncomfartable?

Ever had the sudden urge to start a tribute band only to realize that the actual band has minimal support... 🤦🏼‍♂️ Music is terrible these days #fakemusic

And now we must digress to progress…

The grass is always greener… Until you find out that grass is FAKE! ... 🌵

@pepsi is the greatest thing to have ever touched my tongue 👅... yup u heard me... 🤤

Call me weird, call me crazy but black coffee and McDonald’s french fries are the bomb.com

@heidimvk_ Going tonight to catch @AirSupplyGroup at @EpcotCentre tonight dude can sing 🎶 guitar 🎸 player is dope!

@RyanOCEANBOUND Dude yesssss. 😄

Someone pls take me to Disneyland?????? thanks

A movie ticket for a baby should cost at least $50.... 🙄

“Learn to play ur mouth banjo boy!” 🤦🏼‍♂️ The things i here at Disney... #splashmountain

U know it’s really funny how you have to honk at people once the light turns green 🛑 ✅ but get in a freaking drive-through line and everybody cuts you off like Dale Earnheart! 🏎 Maybe that’s the secret put cheeseburgers on top of the stop lights keep their attention…

Ever write a song and wonder what ur lyrics mean .... 🤔 🙋🏼‍♂️

This dude 👇 😷

The dude has “old man smell” .... Hey Twitter I’m back! 👋 #MakeTwitterGreatAgain

Not much worse than being stuck on a plane and having to piss so bad before takeoff.... #freakinseatbeltsign #bladderexplosion

“Stay Golden Pony Boy ...”

My beautiful Aunt Juney has passed away after a long battle with… instagram.com/p/Ba4ITRhHKpT0…

I know @officialkennyg doesn't like to "toot his own horn..." 🎷😤🤦‍♀️… instagram.com/p/BashIVOH2m-r…

Before my "wonderful friends" (@mellybelly81 ) try to embarrass me… instagram.com/p/Bakl94bHJWHH…