Ryan Anscombe

@eBay Yeah ive done this 3 times within the app im not falling for this.

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Hey @eBay wheres my shit I’m trying to report that the item didn’t arrive and you won’t allow me to even contact the seller.

@honeymoon250 Gotta be honest, i need that money.

Men, be 100% honest… $7,000,000cash right now or HER?

So are we just going to allow the propagation of false promotional material generated by AI using CarUX’s material @Meta ?

@realDonaldTrump you realise you’re a hypocritical piece of shit right? By not accepting that Iran wants to charge tolls for passage through the canal, you’re making America look like a straight up bully. You have absolutely zero ability to perceive the idea of reason. Drop dead.

@Nissan Fuck you for making the door wiring on the Z33 Fairlady a proprietary harness. You make aftermarket car audio repairs a fucking nightmare and your design team responsible for that abomination should be sacked immediately. It should be a crime to block repairs.

@realDonaldTrump on behalf of New Zealand, allow me to speak for those of us not of the political class, to politely to tell you… Get fucked cunt you started this war YOU finish it. My only regret is not being able to tell you that in person.

I would like to befriend the #iranian military. :) Might spend some time on the maps today & provide an assist, might not. All depends on whether i get a heart react.

America, allowed themselves to be colonised. Twice. That’s right, i said it, twice.

I know there’s a fuel crisis rn but i’m in a hopeful mood. I’m wishing someone would come up with a universal auxiliary fuel tank pump controller system. This needs to be a thing.

@VancityReynolds deadpool need a ride?

@elon hey man im bored as shit is there any qualifications i could be studying that would help me reach suitability for employment by tesla? I get i’m a controversial guy but i live by the rule to keep personal shit at home and give 120% to the people paying me.

Touch their boats, #iran

@EmilySm43 Abuse at the hands of females from birth

If you’re a man, what’s the excuse for not looking like this ???

Black folks imma need y’all to give me a pass ain’t no better way to say this shit right quick @realDonaldTrump nigga you gotta stop fuckin wit the price o gas this shit aint by the gallon its by the damn litre. Just coz you want all the oil you fuckin bully.

@Apple it would also be cool if we could assign airtag serial numbers correspondent to our pre-iOS iPods for an extra fee from the apple store. Just an idea for the anniversary i know you folks have coming up.

Hey @Apple, could you please do me a solid and add the iPod classic to the apple emoji keyboard? (In white, space grey & black) I and a bunch of people would really appreciate it. I’m an enthusiast from childhood and would love to be able to have the emojis available 🙂

@elonmusk you should start a car audio company. 2000w 10” subwoofer from you would absolutely slap my man.

Think its absolutely bullshit & ridiculous that wreckers are trying to charge me three hundred fucken dollars and then some to get my hands on cruise control buttons for a z33 fairlady z. Come the fuck on slide me just the buttons without the wheel for $100 for fucks sake.

I love it when cunts think that having more women than me is a flex like mate thats is the start of your problems. Flexing them isn’t going to sole em lmao.