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@calvingonba Goat just hit the pops

bro he’s the funniest nigga alive unintentionally 😭

@MarinerMuse We did it!!!!!

Nuclear apocalypse lineup Mariners win 5-2

@DTOM1376 @TalkinBaseball_ Holy smokes! What a laser beam strike from Ichiro!

Omg Adolis Garcia this throw is absurd

@BIvicek @Elit3_617_DM @gorilla_rape You wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between a Costco in Canada and New Delhi

@Elit3_617_DM @gorilla_rape Ignorant fuck says what? Did Joe Rogan and Fox News tell you that? Your country has become the laughingstock of the world and your president is senile. Try again

me greeting my wife in nothing but an apron and a drug induced erection "hi honey how was your bullshit jewish daycare retard email job"

@BoseKnowsNose @BIvicek @gorilla_rape That’s what kills me lol. Working for the man in a 9-5 is “liberating” but it’s “oppressive” to stay home and take care of the house for your husband and children.

@BIvicek @gorilla_rape While the state raises and indoctrinated your kids. Women believe empowerment is a 9 to 5 and not raising a family. If it's too hard for you, you're doing it wrong. I would kill to be a stay at home dad but I can't.

I’ve told this story before - my grandmother sent me to the home of a dear friend, who had become a widow in her 70s. No kids, she and her husband had a fabulous time pursuing career, hobbies, travel. Then as their friends died off they got more and more isolated. When her husband died, she had no one but a caretaker to make her meals. A nephew was going to help her with her finances and she was terrified that he was taking advantage of her. I went to the house to meet the guy and the woman. I’ve never seen a sadder scene. She was sitting alone in the corner of a beautiful room, in a beautiful house, surrounded by all the things they accumulated. She took me through the house to show me all of their stuff. Her artwork. His writings and his office, still left as it was the day he died. And she had no one. I am sure she would have given anything to have children and grandchildren to fill her life up. We have a hard time thinking long term. We need to think long term much more often.

@kdjTV611 Didi Gregorius as Goku is interesting

Everyone’s lineup in MLB The Show since shrinkage became a thing: C: Cal Raleigh 1B: Carlos Santana 2B: Ketel Marte SS: Willi Castro 3B: Goku LF: Christian Bale’s Batman CF: Ash Ketchum RF: Seto Kaiba DH: Anthony Santander

@VandyTracker They’ll be seeing stuff like this from me

This would last 12 hours tops. 😭😭😭

@Dom_2k Like the fall of Constantinople?

If you’re from the “how does this affect LeBron’s legacy” era of nba twitter, you’re unc now

@HoernerMVP I could draw so many more walks but I swing at every slider and splitter in the dirt smfh

Just got the achievement for drawing a walk and I’ve had The Show for 3 weeks LMAO

@MarinerMenace Doesn’t he have to be still in the minors for a certain amount of days before he gets called up so we can get a draft pick or something? I read about that but don’t remember what it is.

Hot take: if the Mariners are planning on using Colt Emerson as they’re starting third baseman at some point this year, and given the state of our infield defense (particularly at third base) maybe they should, like, have him play third base?

@arktischerpilot @RonStewart_ Most Geno Suarez thing ever

@RonStewart_ my RTTS guy had 315 Ks and 35 homers in his rookie season lol

Having any shred of plate discipline in an mlb video game is just impossible

@FireHandCards @nut_history Barry Bonds too. Read somewhere his vision was something like 20/9

@nut_history Ted Williams and Tony Gwynn both had better than 20/20 vision

In Major League Baseball the ball is pitched so fast that the eye cannot track it. However, the brain is able to calculate its trajectory via specialized cells, making it possible for the batter to hit it. Ted Williams always claimed he could see the red stitched seams on the ball, and seeing how they were spinning would cue him to the balls trajectory

Understand this: The movies and shows about the crucifixion have been tame when compared to what He actually went through. Even The Passion Of The Christ was forced to hold back a little in order to avoid an X rating. Crucifixion was, and still is, arguably the most excruciating death someone can experience. The night before in Gethsemane, He was sweating blood. This is known as hematidrosis. This would have caused His skin to become extremely sensitive, thus making the beatings to come even worse. The fear He felt was the beginning of His feeling the weight of our iniquities being laid on Him. Yet - in this moment, He didn’t demand that the Father take it from Him. He only asked for the cup to pass Him over if it was within the Father’s will. Up next came the Cat of Nine Tails, or a Roman Flagrum. This was a weapon with long leather “tails”, each embedded with sharp bones and metal. He was flogged 39 times as Jewish law mandated “40 minus one”, because 40 was said to kill a man. This flogging wasn’t like being punished by your father’s leather belt. Every strike tore flesh, every strike exposed muscle. Every strike exposed nerve endings. Every strike tore flesh to the bone. This would be like getting struck with razor blades over and over again, leading to hypovolemic shock from blood loss. Oh, and the crown of thorns? These weren’t rose thorns. These were thorns which were 2-3 inches long. Beaten into his skull. These thorns would have pierced his skull, tripping the trigeminal nerve, thus causing unimaginable pain and even more blood loss from the dozens of head wounds. At this point, extreme nausea and dizziness would begin to set in. What came next? Carrying the cross. Which weighed around 300lbs. This would be like carrying two full kegs on your back. Splinters and wood grating against the open flesh on His back. And He had to carry it 650 yards, or close to a half mile. Imagine carrying a log on your back after being skinned alive. Up next? He was nailed to the cross with spikes 5-7in in length. Piercing His wrists - this no doubt pierced the median nerve, causing extreme burning sensations up and down His arms. A spike was driven through his ankles - severing nerves and tendons. This would have felt like standing on broken glass every time He pushed Himself up in order to breathe. He suffered for 6 hours. His chest muscles collapsing, making every single breath a fight for life. His shoulders were dislocated, His arms stretching unnaturally long. His heart was struggling to pump blood. He was extremely dehydrated, His lips cracking. His heart more than likely literally ruptured from the stress. And on top of all of that, He had to feel a separation with the Father for a period of time in order to REALLY bear the weight of our sin. He took up this burden for ALL sin before Him, and ALL sin which came after Him. HE DID IT ALL FOR US. To free us. To defeat sin. To give us a pathway to the Kingdom. Every sin we commit is exactly why He had to do it. And the real kicker? He knew what was coming when He rode into Jerusalem … and He didn’t turn around. He kept going. For us.

@BigIronMyk @Poignantpitch @markschlereth I’m similar to you. I write left, eat left, pull a trigger left handed, but throw right. All my strength is on the right side of my body. But I’m left eye dominant. It’s weird. Being a true southpaw and good at it is rare.

@Poignantpitch @markschlereth I write left handed, play guitar left handed, use keyboard mouse left handed, use hammer left handed and throw right handed. My uncle is the same. A lot of naturally left handed people throw right handed. It’s weird but true.

To some degree, yes… But I sat him down and asked if he wanted to be a professional athlete and then told him he’s got a much better chance as a lefty pitcher than he did as a lefty QB.

@BrettKollmann “Obviously”

The fuck you mean obviously.

@j_smith10143 @ramzpaul If you think Curry is a true Christian then I have waterfront property in Nebraska to sell you

@ramzpaul You bitches act like Steph Curry doesn’t exist.

The NBA is run by Jews who have zero tolerance for Christianity.

@laineyyyy01 Imperial March

boys are so easy they just want to be asked what their walkout song would be if they were a closer

My roommate just now asked if our March Madness bracket group is for money because he’s in first. I will give everyone 1 guess what religion he follows