Ryan Brooks

@LennyWalker1 Yeah the club also played in the championship that season with a squad of players like krul coloccini carroll nolan butt barton jonas etc not 5 years into a project and £700 milliom spent

I remember a pre season friendly not so long ago when Orient hammered us we then went on to have a reasonably good season calm down.....

@TallentireJoel Who in the fuck is clapping that

Jacob Murphy walks round and claps the away end.. #NUFC

@CraigForsyth_ We also played that season in the championship not 5 years into a so called project with a so called elite manager after spending £700 million

Anyone remember what happened that season ? Pre-season games tell you absolutely nothing, all about fitness.

@NUFC Uncharacteristic defensive lapses there. Lots of positives to take. Difficult against top level opposition fatigue played a massive part. Conditions didn’t lend itself to our game

Goal. Bristol City have their fourth of the evening. [4-1] 81'

@kendallrowanx Think we have to sacrifice Bruno to allow a lb a rb and a cb to come in

Botman is not looking good, Schär injured, think we need to add a CB to our ever growing transfer list

@NUFCgallowgate Keeper should save that

Bit of a push on Botman but we really need another CB now Schar is injured #NUFC

@lee_ryder Eddie howes fatigued mags. It’s almost as if giving a 34 year old fresh off a serious injury was a bad idea…. I know it’s a friendly but looks like same dross tactics and same dross football as last season

#nufc have had 74% possession but have been punished by a determined Bristol City side who have made the most of chances and looked dangerous on the break.

@unisontheunion @andyburnham Funny how he said he wants to bring there pay in line with nhs because yeah that’s so much better. Oh wait you don’t fight for nurses and hospital staff anymore do you on fair pay

"To me, they should be the best paid people in society, not the worst" Today PM @andyburnham paid tribute to care workers and said he'd work with others to reform social care. UNISON is calling for the Fair Pay Agreement in care, a National Care Service, and a fair visa system

@SkySportsNews But it’s fine for the big 6 to implement rules that stops a competitive nature and if any club outside that breaks into top 4 the financial rules means all ur best players leave

"It falls short of the standard football fans want" 😤 Gary Neville reflects on the proposal for Gianni Infantino to sell a stake in the World Cup and questions the leadership involved within FIFA 👀

@GianfrancoShoIa Hate to break it to you were not signing a new keeper

Are we breaking the holiday curse and demoting Pope all at once? 🤞🏼

@MagpieJoe_ Of course we are

BOMBA 🚨💣 Newcastle United are closing in on finalising the deal for a new goalkeeper (not SC Braga goalkeeper). ⏳

@GianfrancoShoIa @KyogoCartel Birmingham/Sunderland would qualify as a dump

@KyogoCartel Not sure you know what a slum is…

Englands an actual dump, a pure slum of a country

@KEdge23 Ok dickhead he has already said he is cutting the welfare bill

Andy Burnham is going to increase benefits and increase taxes.

@KEdge23 Kemi will never be given the chance because the tories will not get in power with her in charge

Nobody should be better off on benefits than those who get up and work hard to earn their money. Labour needs to incentivise work, not the other way around. When the benefits bill is higher than what we take in income tax, something is wrong. Kemi will get Britain working again.

@Milloy11NUFC We need a goalkeeper and a full back as a matter of urgency before season starts but I don’t see either happening

Been linked with #nufc consistently over the last 2 years, hope we try to get it sorted this time!

@SandyofSuffolk @TalkTV Things that never happened. You don’t just make up a few answers on a form. You have to provide medical records and supporting data, then to firstly get it you need to have either a face to face or telephone assessment.

It's this easy to get PIP. If you're a scrounging liar. A caller into @TalkTV says he's perfectly fit and healthy but just to see how easy it is to play the system, he applied for PIP online, making up a few answers on the claim form. He's just been awarded £170 a month. Without ever having to speak to anyone, see anyone or have a doctor confirm his 'ailments'. He's now going to 'phone them and admit what he's done and refuse the payments. Because he's honest. But as we know, hundreds of thousands aren't. And we're being fleeced by these scroungers.

@AIfieNUFC With the squad as it is now and pope in goal 4 draw with Bournemouth and beat hull

How many points should we expect from our first 5 games #NUFC

@NUFCBlogcouk Thought that was Steve Bruce at first fuck me he has aged

🇫🇷 Aladji Bamba & Eddie Howe He’s a big lad! 💪 #NUFC

@SkySports_Keith @Capt_Fishpaste Keith he had money to spend last summer and him and his nepo baby nephew oversaw the worst window in the clubs history. Then proceeded to be stubborn all season and not change his tactics that saw us finish 12th

@Capt_Fishpaste Wasn’t meant to be. I’ve been saying it for weeks tho. He wants to win a couple of titles before he retires, and that is unlikely to happen at NUFC with the current rules.

Crikey, Keith. Even I thought that was a bit savage 😂

@Arsenalcore2 Because you live in a 3rd world shit hole criticising something you know absolutely nothing about

You see! I honestly don't understand why Newcastle fans get so angry whenever I call their club a shit hole. Newcastle isn't a good team to begin with. The only genuine elite clubs in English football are the traditional top 4, Arsenal, Liverpool, Manchester United, and Manchester City. Now, when it comes to the mid table or second tier clubs, you can comfortably mention Chelsea, Tottenham, and maybe, arguably, Aston Villa. Newcastle doesn't even belong in that conversation. When you're not elite, not mid, and not even consistently good like the likes of Crystal Palace and the rest, then you're probably just a fvcking shit hole. That's exactly what Newcastle is. Accept it or keep crying. It won't change the truth.