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@_MissE1 Specifically ekuD nekuE😭👍🏿

Ukaona maPostori, tiza!

As a club owner you have to do everything possible to avoid signing a player like Djed

@Shadaya_Knight Pain is that you???

Midnight I received a call from this other dude, an Arsenal fan screaming his lungs out "we won, we won, we won". Almost tore my earpieces with his noise. That time the dude, is broke and that's when it struck to me, football is the only thing happening in his life. He is living vicariously through "his team". Why so many men treat their team’s win like it’s their own? Walk into any bar on a Champions League night and you’ll see it. Grown men screaming, jumping, cursing at the ref like they’re on the pitch. The team wins, and suddenly it’s “we did it”. The team loses, and it’s a bad Monday. That’s vicarious living, and soccer is the main drug for it. *1. Identity without effort* Building status in real life takes years: career, family, skills, money. Supporting a club gives you an instant identity. You’re a Man City fan, a Man Utd fan, an Arsenal fan. No tryouts needed. When they win, your identity wins too. *2. Controlled emotion in a boring world* Most of life is muted. Work, bills, routine. A 90-minute match is 90 minutes where you’re allowed to feel everything at max volume. The highs feel earned, even if you did nothing but watch. It’s a legal hit of purpose and tribal belonging. *3. Tribe > Individual* Humans are wired for tribe. Your club is your tribe. When they score, you get the same neurochemical hit as if _you_ scored. Dopamine doesn’t care that you were on the couch. It cares that “your group” succeeded. That’s why losses feel personal - it’s a group loss. *4. Low cost, high payoff* You can be a fan from anywhere. No gym, no talent, no risk of injury. You put in $0 and 2 hours a week, and you get bragging rights, community, and emotional highs for months. It’s the highest ROI hobby out there. *The catch* It becomes a problem when it replaces real wins. If your only “we did it” moment is your club lifting a trophy, you’re renting meaning. Real fulfillment comes from things you actually control: your health, your work, your relationships. But used right, it’s healthy. It’s ritual, community, and a break from the grind. The mistake is confusing “we won” with “I won”. Be a fan. Celebrate. Then go build something in your own life you can say that about. Learn OR perish!!!

@Zvoutete14 Zero???? You're being generous, bro has negative ball knowledge 😭

Shadaya has zero ball knowledge if we’re being honest.

@bla_bidza Kwese kwawaenda muChitown .......I really notice it when I spend about a week plus ndisiri kumba. Unotonzwa kty pane zvakashota till you realise kuti iSewage yandajaira😑😭. Huuh hururmende iyi regai tiivenge 👍🏿. Kwazara maseptic kuno ,they neglected the sewer system 10 yrs ago😭

Just been in Chitungwiza and I can say the whole atmosphere smells sewerage.

@_Utdbaki @ManUtd Mateta is not that guy

Eliot Anderson Lewis Hall Fernandes Baleba Diomande Mateta @ManUtd

The community note😭😭😭

Rest in Peace, Tafadzwa 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Our hearts go out to the family and friends of Tafadzwa Marwise, who tragically took his own life after facing rejection from his wife, Tariro Mahachi. Marwise had financially supported Mahachi’s university education in the United Kingdom, a gesture that ultimately led to emotional turmoil and tragedy. Marwise had invested heavily in Mahachi’s education, a common practice among Zimbabwean families seeking better opportunities abroad. Can you imagine the emotional turmoil Tafadzwa must have felt after investing so much in his wife's future, only to be rejected? Tafadzwa's story highlights the complexities of relationships and the pressures of societal expectations. What are your thoughts on this tragic event?

Calling me mutengesi just because of a paid tweet is crazy bro....l ain't no Lobengula

@Otavioprop I have seen the Onana comps but this is wild😭

Juve will play europa league football because of this dude btw

gave pep guardiola his last ever premier league defeat

@thaslickpastor Hoo ndimi makaunza tweet iri patl pangu😂

She is replying EEEVVVEEERRRYY COMMENT 😂😂😂

@stellyvibes231 @cagiago_

@cagiago_ Fixed it for you with the same AI that can't replace graphics design 😂

AI could never replace graphic designers man

@dominictb1983 @SimbaMazorodze @SirTitusVeTech Asi last sentence hamuna kuiverenga???

@SimbaMazorodze @SirTitusVeTech It's not money that starts industries Simba. It's the mindset,stup!d

Let’s do a thread of industries that can be started for the cost of 12 Brand new Toyota Fortuner GD6s ($75000 x 12 =$900 000) and the approximate employment created.

@daddyknosi 41 bookmarks and counting.....😂👍🏿

Beverly opera zvake akadyiwa panonaka nevarume baba kani😫😫

@timiretimzzy2 And three from Newcastle

At least 3 Liverpool players should be here

@ZimViral Hapafambe traffic apo👍🏿😂

Ama2K vanoda kutsiurwa 😂

@nukethemufc @GoalsXtra The TV replay was wrong

@GoalsXtra The image you posted is misleading, the ball goes to osmand first before he squares it to maeda And osmand is clearly ON

An unbelievable decision. The referee ruled the goal valid following a VAR review

@cfcyusxf Not everyone lives in the northern hemisphere ffs

well done you’ve just discovered the concept of summer time

9 year olds in China are not sleeping this week and next week