THE FLORAL BOUTIQUE LTD
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THE FLORAL BOUTIQUE LTD
@SANDIEFLORIST
Est 1982.Fresh quality flowers for all ocassions.Phone orders welcome-01580-880977. FACEBOOK PAGE- THE FLORALBOUTIQUE LTD - email [email protected]
ROBERTSBRIDGE,EAST SUSSEX.UK Katılım Temmuz 2010
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I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went:
"Hello sir, how are you today?"
"I'm very well, thank you for asking. And how are you? And, more to the point, WHO are you?"
"Sir, my name is Sanjit, and I'm calling you from Microsoft".
"Microsoft, eh? Is that a city in Pakistan? How's the weather there today?"
" No, sir - MICROSOFT, the computer company. I'm calling to tell you that we have found a problem with your computer and -"
"REALLY?? Well, that's quite concerning......"
"Yes sir, it can become very serious indeed, but thankfully I will be able to fix it for you. Now, if you -"
"No, I meant it's very concerning because you see I don't HAVE a computer".
"You don't?"
"I don't".
"Ahh, it must be a problem on your laptop sir -"
"Don't have one".
"Ipad?"
"Nope".
"Tablet?"
"Nope, I have none of those things. As a matter of fact, I don't even have a telephone".
After a few seconds of silence he said "Ah, sir, you are lying to me now!"
I said "Well, you started it!!" and put the phone down.
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Do you think Halal Meat should be stopped because of its cruelty to Animals?
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If Yes I will follow you Back #IrishLivesMatter

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@HarrisDebra21 Everything now has to have a 'label'.
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@Nigel_Farage I think they are 'building' an army to take over our country.
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@vidsthatgohard And they wonder why kids carry knives 🤔
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@btbusinesscare Hi. I have, I think, reported this online but I'm just frustrated. I've had 2 people, that know me, call my mobile but how many other calls/business have I missed. Having a phone connected to the Internet is a bad idea.
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@SANDIEFLORIST Hi there, I'm sorry if you are having a poor experience please send me a private message so that I can help you. Thanks, James
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@btbusinesscare Friday is my busiest day of the week and my Internet and phone aren't working 🤬🤬. Hate having a phone that relies on Internet!
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Thanks also to @SANDIEFLORIST for always producing wonderful flowers which enhance our concerts.

MHV International Classical Concert Series@VHICCS
Thanks to @londonconchord and their superb players @maxi715 et al for treating our audience to Louise Farrenc’s Nonet and Brahms First Serenade. Much enjoyed by our audience!
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