Student Affairs Problems

Seeing how much I could make outside higher ed, but then remembering that the grass ain’t always greener

Tryna 👀👀 something. Show me you work in #StudentAffairs and #HigherEd without telling me you work in #StudentAffairs and #HigherEd. I’ll go first… 😂 #IfYouKnowYouKnow @womeninhighered @BlkSAP @HigherEdWorks @HigherEdJobs @The_SA_Blog @SAproblems @SEAHOconnect @ACUHOI

Talking about my bracket at work is a touchy subject especially bc I didn’t have my school’s team going very far

What if we (staff and students collectively) just did a *tiny* bit less? I’m almost certain we would all be ok.

In 2023, let’s leave work at work. Higher ed is important and also does not have to be your entire life.

Hey professional associations, can we talk about the number of emails you send?

This has potential

Tomorrow’s game: see how long I can go without starting an email with ‘I hope you had a good break’

We are way too close to the end of the semester for anyone to be asking me for anything.

My division just sent an email about the possible de*th of twitter and what that means for us. I definitely didn’t have that on my 2022 bingo card.

I’m often unsure what to do when a student expresses frustration with “administration” to me. Do they know that I too, am administration? Is it me, am I the villain?

Ok so I didn’t resign, but whew

Me before and after homecoming / halloween

I’m just here so I won’t get fined. -Marshawn Lynch -Me, in any mandatory non-student affairs thing

Shoutout to the Peggy’s of the world

The number of students that think I check my email on the weekends is staggering.

@DaveShirer Wait, do I want to know the story behind this?

@SAproblems Literal dumpster fires

What’s the most “they didn’t cover this in grad school” thing you’ve dealt with at work this year?

A live look at me during move-in/orientation/welcome week

@ginalee07 Send them a bill for the therapy you provided 😤

Honestly this feels like the only accurate thing in my job description