SkrumpBumpky

@blondehunx It actually does have Mexican origin

@chelsea29__ The human body is amazing

one time on my ex’s bday i was giving him head and gagged so hard i farted and i still think about it still to this day

@Babie_Personal Hell yeah 🤘

COPPED A “sorry I’m late I was cranking my hog” SHIRT!! HOLY FUCK I ROCK

very excited to have a lesbian guy fieri poem up @havehadhavehad today

PaRappaoke (repost)

@Babie_Personal Omg😭😭😭🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

doodled me from my fave picrew pic!! Like if you think she deserves a big hug and smooch!

may in less than 24h. feeling like this

Got inside Area 51 pretty easily once. Just kept telling each new guard or authority figure I had a present for them that I'd only reveal once we were past all clearance protocols. No aliens, but they really are doing some pretty bad stuff to Elvis still

incredible new stan kelly comic today

@brennadine I'll never trust someone whose heart isn't open to whimsy 🤹‍♂️

Give me whimsy or give me death. ✨️

@425Druid Oh for FUCK SAKE

@SBumpky Bowfa deez nuts! Gottem you fool you fell for the classic blunder

The stinkiest guy you know is still making himself laugh saying bowfa deez

doesnt include the joke (which means it sucks or he's scared bc its offensive), then does 3 minutes of unfunny spiralling because she made a face, doing a fake convo until he lands on pointing out her tits & joking about sexual assault (all unfunny) thats non woke comedy for you

@emkenobi He says cheers

tell your cat I said meow

@ravenalternativ As soon as I'm financially stable I'm gonna buy you so many beans

let's kill this love

@citrusgirlpaige Hell yeah 🤘

feeling myself in the storage unit

@CantEverDie Wonderful thing to whisper as your last words on your death bed

goblin mode was my hawk tuah

@osrstianna Nothing wrong with giving them a little wiggle

giving my cat shaken baby syndrome

@425Druid @RexhaRexhaRexha Stop

@RexhaRexhaRexha Le roachking is le goated?

Asmongold reveals he has never spent money on OnlyFans. Says there is no reason to pay for it because you can get it for free. "What you do is you type in the girls name onto google and just type, leaks, leaked or pictures after her name and just press enter" "They hate this one easy trick." "If there is a free sample bar with bite-sized pieces of sandwiches, and you let me put together 20–40 of those to make an entire sub, there is no difference for me. I will eat it one bite at a time; that is totally fine."