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SpongeBob crashes out over a board game and says a slur, then Patrick runs to snitch to Mr Krabs 😭

@Ieeiisbswbir @diadelosrekt @chesscom @jynxzi Like, it was for $30k lmao I guess that’s not enough for some people’s favorite streamer 😂

@diadelosrekt @chesscom @jynxzi how is it not fair lmao, every player was notified at the same time, nobody trained except him

HARD WORK PAYS OFF!!🗣️ Jynxzi goes 13 games straight without a loss and SWEEPS the PogChamps ⁶🤷⁷ finals to seal it! Congratulations PogChampion @jynxzi! 🏆

1st place in $100k Chess Tournament 🥇 Giving away $20,000 to 10 people who like & RT ❤️

@BKataki17275 @LASHYBILLS I support her lol only time will tell 😂

@LASHYBILLS She's just cutting them off at the dirt and spreading/seeding it. Unless she's going back with spray or something. I see the idea but doing this only works if she's covering it immediately.

A woman used her Nissan Altima and a pallet loaded with bricks and tires to drag all the weeds out her backyard before heading to work

@VoyaWolfProject @trader280 Unc is mad at someone who’s explaining their thought process 😂

We simply listed primary reasons why a wolf could have a broken leg like this (the idea that there are 100s of reasons why a wolf completely breaks its humerus and the bones perforates the skins is not accurate). Given the rates of illegal killing of wolves during and around hunting seasons, it is reasonable to consider a gunshot injury as a possible explanation. But, as we stated: we did not think that was the case. This has nothing to do with being for or against hunting—the irony of people such as yourself yelling at us telling us we are "anti-hunting" is that most of the biologists on our project are avid hunters. But, hey, don't let the facts get in the way of a good story!

In late October, a local landowner called  and said they found a dead wolf when out on a walk in a more remote portion their property. We met the landowner that afternoon and investigated. And in doing so, we saw something we have not seen before.

@seattleiminyou Poo poo?

1,600 feet up

@FaaipMusic @olek_bio @ziplamak What does it mean if I’ve never had Covid

@olek_bio @ziplamak That is quite the false equivalence. To play of of your bad example - If I entered an area that opened the possibly of extended spore exposure, I would take precautions.

@RealBlackRebel_ Just get in there and push it out bruh it would take like 5 people

Washington Department of Fish & Wildlife confirmed a juvenile gray whale was spotted this week in the Willapa River near Raymond, Washington.

@Blurbstv CHIEEEEEEEEF

My favorite Twitch Clip of all time has to be this Gmod trap that drops people unknowingly in front of a live studio audience. The surprise, the failed standup, the silence. It's the perfect gag.

@MattWallace888 ?

If anyone can successfully copy the link on this post I will buy you a Tesla

@MattWallace888 x.com/mattwallace888…

@m_the_chicken @SadlyJP Holy cry baby

@SadlyJP You could’ve clipped it to seven seconds…

Fastest RLCS Pinch??

@evornithology @kgauthier7 Look up included bark 👍

@kgauthier7 I'd greatly appreciate any more info he might be able to provide. What else to look for, other considerations...

Tree people- I have a beautiful maple in my backyard with sort of a split trunk. There's a gash below the split that often "weeps" and now it's extruding a significant amount of sap (?). Is my tree in distress? Anything I can do to help it?

No fucking way 😂

@ProtonInspector Idk, looks like some stackable data disks…. Data stack???

Wait what the hell is the right?

@DudespostingWs Except now you have coaches of 9 year olds telling you to re-do it because the foul line is supposed to be inside the edge of the plate 😂

@seattleiminyou People dump their domestic bunnies in parks :(

Does Seattle just casually have bunnies? We had a whole photoshoot

@RapidRL Why didn’t you do that????

Being 6'10 is a blessing because my kid will be born a 99 overall paint protector with all Hall of fame defensive badges.

@nixusearth @scallopRL @CoastalGainz So handcam?? 😍

@scallopRL @SCROTEXT @CoastalGainz

bro 💀 🙏

@vegasstarfish @AlaskaAir Because they totally would rather do this in the cold wet snow as the wind blows in their face than taking a break inside, people like you who don’t realize they have nothing to do with your delay are the crux of society lol

Employees of @AlaskaAir are having snowball fights, meanwhile we’ve been on the tarmac at SEA for over four hours. Pilot says there is no one available to open the gate but we may get “lucky” after the next “shift change”. We missed our connecting flight to Tokyo as a result.

@RL_Status #ThanksJynxzi

⚠️ We’re aware of reports of matchmaking issues in Rocket League. Our team is currently investigating and we’ll provide an update as soon as we have a fix.