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@morganisawizard @KevinEspiritu The cucumber lime one is for the refined palate and upper echelon society.

@KevinEspiritu all i need is light blue gatorade zero

I'm gonna be honest, I like electrolytes as much as the next guy, but we simply do not need this many brands. I'm so over it

@wayofftheres Don’t even care if you’re joking, that’s a pretty disgusting tweet man. Should we tally up the names of our fallen brothers killed by Iran so you can say that shit to their families?

They are making it really hard not to like them

@Sean_Bowden007 @Fat_Electrician

@Fat_Electrician “And let’s not cheap out either, yes… we WILL get the one with the completely unnecessary cup holder because ‘MERICA

Wife: “i think i wanna get one of those vibration plates you stand on and it helps with blood flow and recovery” Internal dialogue: “those are stupid gimmick” Mental image: Wife’s ass jiggling as she stands on it Me: “Thats a great idea! You should order one”

@look4890 @MenGodsof @0hour1 Yeah, we did just take him. We probably could’ve left some cash on the counter, I guess.

Maduro looking all fucked up

@radioactivered @Ronald_vanLoon @_fluxfeeds nocturnindustries.com/pages/chimera-… I’m waiting until these fuckers finish production, then I’m going to sell some ass to pick up a pair or two.

@Ronald_vanLoon @_fluxfeeds NEEEEEEEEED IF ITS NOT REAL IM BLOCKING THIS ACCOUNT😭

Infrared Contact Lenses Turn Night Into Day for Security and Surveillance by @_fluxfeeds #Innovation #EmergingTech #AI #ArtificialIntelligence

@matt47871 @jaaaaaaaaaaaawn @MrLeadslinger Lmao, you know I actually tried to hear the arguments for Israel being some global puppet master, but it’s rife with clear lies and then speculation picks up the slack. I’m not laying awake at night over some wimpy Jew in my dreams, couldn’t be me actually.

@SCUBA_DoobyDoo @jaaaaaaaaaaaawn @MrLeadslinger Yeah. I can’t figure out why people could be against Israel.🤔

Japanese posts have displaced like 90% of Israel centric posts on my timeline and I couldn’t be happier about it.

@jaaaaaaaaaaaawn @matt47871 @MrLeadslinger Please, I can single handedly manipulate global soybean prices by being able to control the weather

@SCUBA_DoobyDoo @matt47871 @MrLeadslinger I can't imagine that investment being like . . . a super sound one financially.

@matt47871 @jaaaaaaaaaaaawn @MrLeadslinger Yeah, but probably not though. I was aggressively neutral on Israel until the, likely state sponsored, schizo posting about Israel took off. I’m now donating to aipac and investing in Jewish space laser technology.

@jaaaaaaaaaaaawn @MrLeadslinger Not the only thing wrong. But definitely a big piece.

@forallcurious I’m going to get rich just to make sure my exes never experience nighttime again.

🚨: A startup lets you 'order sunlight' from space to your exact location in 30 seconds The company plans to charge around $5,000 for an hour of sunlight.

@F530Josh Send in Joesph Kony

For the record: Camp Fallujah had hella safe chow halls because of the Ugandans. I say we send them in, let Uganda sort it out. JAAAAAMBO

@johnkissinger @GBNT1952 Maybe they’re negative if you’re weak in the balls. Try pulling them out of your stomach and relax.

@GBNT1952 Most of the “achievements “ you mention are negative things. No wonder people are disillusioned.

People on the right that sported MAGA hats and die hard Trump personas a year ago but are now fully against Trump love to overlook all of the accomplishments he has levied in his first little over a year: - achieved negative net migration in 2025 for the first time in over 50 years - removed over 2.6 million illegal immigrants through deportations and voluntary self departures - conducted over 650,000 arrests and detentions of criminal illegal aliens, including killers, rapists, and members of gangs like MS-13 and Tren de Aragua - slashed border apprehensions by up to 96% year over year by ending catch and release, reinstating Remain in Mexico, and resuming border wall construction - designated cartels as terrorist organizations and invoked the Alien Enemies Act, dramatically cutting fentanyl trafficking into the US - rescued thousands of trafficked migrant children while revoking visas for criminals, terrorists, and pro-Hamas agitators - drove gas prices down to the lowest levels in nearly five years - delivered strong economic growth, including 4.3% real GDP in Q3 2025, while creating hundreds of thousands of private sector jobs favoring native born Americans - signed the “One Big Beautiful Bill,” enacting the largest middle class tax cuts in history with no tax on tips, overtime, or Social Security benefits - secured trillions in reshored manufacturing investments from companies like TSMC, Apple, and others - implemented massive deregulation that slashed bureaucratic red tape and unleashed record American energy production - launched Operation Epic Fury with Israel to decisively crush Iran’s nuclear program, ballistic missiles, proxies, and key leadership - captured Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro in a targeted military operation and secured a major oil supply deal for the US - brokered peace deals or ceasefires that helped end or stabilize multiple ongoing conflicts, including the return of all living Gaza hostages - withdrew from burdensome international agreements like the Paris Climate Accords and WHO while pressuring NATO allies to boost defense spending - freed dozens of American hostages worldwide without paying ransom and expanded the Abraham Accords to additional partners - oversaw the largest one year drop in homicides in U.S. history, with sharp reversals in violent crimes like robberies and assaults - cleared hundreds of homeless encampments and made thousands of arrests in Washington, D.C. - established the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) to cut wasteful federal spending, reduce the bureaucracy, and enforce in person work - terminated DEI and “woke” programs across government agencies while rescinding billions in unnecessary foreign aid - issued over 225 executive orders in the first year, the fastest pace in modern history, to rapidly drain the swamp and deliver on promises - achieved record U.S. energy production by scrapping green mandates and opening responsible drilling opportunities - advanced Make America Healthy Again initiatives, including phasing out harmful food additives and tackling chronic disease in children - defended biological reality by banning males from women’s sports and recognizing only male and female sexes in federal policy - protected religious liberty and ended federal promotion of transgender ideology in schools and government programs - pardoned January 6 defendants to correct injustices from the previous administration - passed the GENIUS Act to create a regulatory framework for stablecoins and crypto, boosting American financial innovation Everyone loves to focus on the things that haven’t been accomplished yet and forget how much better life is today in America than it was two years ago.

@radioactivered @Daily_MailUS

@Daily_MailUS idgaf tbh

NASA scientist backs evidence of non-human intelligence in Earth's skies

@RepOfSomaliland I hope so. We could use another strong African ally in the region 🤝

U.S. official: Recognition of the Republic of Somaliland is “only a matter of time.”

@ExposeDemScums @GBNT1952 Yup, once the Indians started getting lumped in too, I knew it was Paki bots.

@GBNT1952 Yet another “American” account.

This account was started this month, used a vpn and a computer, not an App Store, to connect, and somehow amassed over 100k followers in about three weeks. If it looks like a Russian op and smells like a Russian op… it’s probably a Russian op. Don’t fall for this nonsense.

@elonmusk It may be a uniparty, but at least it’s a party. We’re having fun.

The uniparty in action

@benleo444 @100x35Media @GBNEWS As it should be. These are the moments we put flags down and celebrate together. I declare the tax dollars I contributed as a joint venture with friends across the pond 🤝

@100x35Media @GBNEWS I meant “we” as in… humanity.

'They will be the first humans ever to see the far side of the moon in daylight.' Andy Lound reacts as Artemis II prepares to become the first crewed mission to the Moon in more than 50 years, and what the mission will involve.

@UnPsyoped @dom_lucre Are you divulging classified information, or are you talking completely out of your ass?

@dom_lucre Why do people not understand that Space Force has the technology to appear as UAP's. Get real.

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This extremely bright orb like UFO was spotted moving across the skies of New Jersey

@caniac96 @sarahadams @jackunheard I know… It was a joke.

@SCUBA_DoobyDoo @sarahadams @jackunheard You don’t think they already do? Lol

🚨BREAKING: The White House launches an official app. You can track everything the Trump Administration is working on. Pretty cool!

@sarahadams @jackunheard Do they have my social security number now?

@jackunheard Don’t put government-made apps on your phone people 🤦🏼‍♀️

@BravoKiloActual @EytanWallace @GavinNewsom @CAgovernor @GovPressOffice Newscum after absolutely destroying the Californian economy and wiping his ass with the constitution, just in time to posture for a presidential run.

@EytanWallace @GavinNewsom @CAgovernor @GovPressOffice 😂 also by sheer coincidence this year was the first time in years he did a televised state of the state address.

After seven years in office, California Gov. @GavinNewsom appears to have released his first formal portrait / headshot — now posted on the “About” page of his @CAgovernor state website. gov.ca.gov/about/