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unmuting for a quick chuckle is peak corporate psychosis
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@SETORYZ
Senior Software Engineer | Homelabber | Entrepreneur
Katılım Aralık 2012
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You can chase your dream with the love of your life and still win. You don't have to be lonely to make it.
Ifediche@esther_stan
Drop a relationship tip
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List of some AI subscriptions and startup credits that you might qualify for and your chances of getting them on fushly ( fushly.com) :
- $25,000 AWS credits ( 100% guaranteed )
- $8500+ Lovable credits ( 100% guaranteed as long as you’re building a startup )
- $25,000 Google cloud credits ( 90% guaranteed, as long as you’re building a startup )
- $50,000 Shied credits ( 100% guaranteed as long as you’re a business )
- $1497 @BugBunny_ai credits ( 100% guaranteed )
- $449 @ValyuOfficial credits ( 100% guaranteed )
- $10,600 @pipeopshq credits ( 100% guaranteed, if you’re building a company )
There’s like 150 credits listed there, not every single credit if guaranteed because the platforms will have to vet your applications themselves, but there are some that are being allocated by Fushly directly so you’re good.
Just become a member and you can even request any credit you want.
Goodluck✌🏽✌🏽.
The platform is not free, it’s a members only platform. One simple membership opens you to so many opportunities.
Adewale@Ace_KYD
Which AI subscriptions are you paying for right now?
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What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
She’s been an old woman this whole time????
Jorge@djodjeee_
Starting Game of Thrones First Watch
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For Lagos residents use this link
etax.lirs.net/login
For employed folks, your employer would have filed for you, however you still have to file personally. Here you include additional income you earned asides your salary, and where there’s none you file your salary.
For self-employed folks, same applies. Just that you don’t have employer-filed returns.
Login to etax, open the side bar and click on Returns—-My Tax Returns, then follow the prompts. You can also confirm whether your employer has filed for you, Returns—-Employer-filed returns.
If your employer has been deducting and they didn’t file for you, hold them by their collar.
Design Queen 👩💻❤️✨@TheRuqayyah
How are we filing our taxes oh? Una no dey talk anything 🫠
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Ambition is a curse.
Always chasing, never content.
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The five stages of grief when you blunder your queen:
1. DENIAL : wait. wait wait wait. did I just…🤦🏽♀️
2. ANGER: (clock is ticking)cannot speak…😡
3. BARGAINING : maybe they won't see it. maybe they'll miss it…
4. DEPRESSION : they saw it…😔
5. ACCEPTANCE : okay. okay. I'm a pawn endgame player now. this is my life..🥲
If you've never been through all five in under 30 seconds, are you even playing chess?😭
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If you’re actually doing the work, there’ll be less time to gallivant unnecessarily
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Again, I’ll say I have built something like this for Nigeria. You can check it out at openwatch.ng
Nav Toor@heynavtoor
🚨 Governments pay millions for this. Someone just open sourced it for free. It's called Crucix. It watches the entire world. And texts you when something changes. It pulls from 26 live data sources every 15 minutes and renders everything on a single Jarvis-style dashboard. Here's what it watches: → Satellite fire detection (NASA) → Live flight tracking → Radiation monitoring → Conflict zone events → Economic indicators from the Fed → Live market prices, crypto, oil, and commodities → Sanctions lists → Social sentiment from 17 Telegram intelligence channels → Maritime vessel tracking → News from GDELT and RSS feeds Here's what makes this one different: It's two-way. It pushes alerts to your Telegram and Discord. You text it back. Type /brief from your phone and get a full intelligence summary. Type /sweep to force a new scan. It responds like an assistant. It even generates trade ideas based on cross-domain signals. No cloud. No subscription. No telemetry. Runs on your machine. node server.mjs That's it. Your own intelligence terminal. This is the kind of setup that costs six figures behind closed doors. 100% Open Source. MIT License.
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With the amount of investigations I do everyday all in the name of fixing bugs. I can be a detective. Give me a case file instead of a codebase, and I’ll still find the culprit.
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Where are my fellow psychos
Esluva 🎀@Vesper_2005
Only a psycho can sleep at 3am & wake up at 7am
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Dune isn’t the kind of movie you go see with a romantic interest btw. You need to go alone or with like minds so nobody interrupts your lock in🙂↔️
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