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@SW_Help, your inability to run a service is, in 12 minutes, about to cost me £40 for a taxi. Well done!

@NonLeagueCrowd and where would it be??

Trying to bring my fingers, knees and toes back to life - a wonderful pub!!

@CamberleyTownFC Damn it....now I'll have to go Christmas shopping

Just a reminder that we don't have a game tomorrow. Jersey are playing their FA Vase game so we have been moved to 2025.

As one town centre pub closes another opens. The Guinness is 75p cheaper and the seating is nicer. Cheers @craftunionpub

@SW_Help I see that the final two trains from Ascot to Camberley have been cancelled. How do I get home

@NewWaveAndPunk I was at that gig. It was awesome

Live at Acton Town Hall. CD.

@AnnieDressner Put the seat higher up than you would in a car

Any tips for driving a van?

Taking your dog for a walk, obviously park as close as possible in a half empty car park. Even better, why don't you park in the one bay reserved for the minibus.

Sainsbury's may price mark Aldi but at least Aldi know to have more than two checkouts open on a Saturday morning. #byebyesainsburys

@CLTDRP3 Daft idea but can't you just start a new one. Business models change.

the music industry just makes us want to punch and cry at everything

Walked into the kitchen after work and saw that there were 3 bananas above the microwave....I thought it was Wednesday but it can't be...turns out I had just brought 6 bananas this week and not the usual 5

No!

@NoContextBrits People forget how expensive chicken used to be

@CamberleyTownFC @FarnhamTownFC It will be a Christmas miracle

On Saturday we make the tough trip to @farnhamtownfc , their 100% league record is on the line. We go into the match relaxed and ready. They've got to start feeling the pressure of that record soon, hopefully Saturday? (I'll will be finding more straws to grab at this week too)

Apparently anywhere is part of a carpark

@GoldFlakePaint Vlmv

Can you share your favourite quiet / gentle / fragile albums released this year? The ones full of longing and sad swaying magic. My brain is creaking and I need some new places to disappear into. Thanks 💛

@NoContextHumans Take more drugs

@gia_margaret Katie spencer

@NoContextBrits Chelmsford 123

What’s the most underrated British comedy?