Faithful to the Bay

shaking my head while reading a book in first person pov so everyone knows i didn't actually do this shit

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

26 years ago today, April 2, 2000, Tony Soprano did his best to describe Richie Aprile’s final resting place to his sister Janice before she boarded a one‑way Greyhound bus from Newark to Seattle. “On a hill… overlookin’ a little river… with pine cones all around.”

On this day, 25 years ago, The Sopranos episode "Knight In White Satin Armor" premiered.

@sniffburgh @alliharvard This story was a real trip around the block.

@alliharvard Went with my wife on a work trip to LA years ago and watched a gaggle of middle aged chicks go buckwild like a ravenous bunch of egg sluts. I got weird ass hogmaw tacos instead that made my butt too sick for Tom Petty’s last show. Like the chump I am.

why would someone name a restaurant egg slut

To y'all this might be a house but to me it's home.

@THEbojack5 @cessonmute You're the type who wouldn't understand unless it happens to your wife or daughter right in front of you.

@cessonmute Yeah, hey dumbfuck, it's for the same reason we hold doors for women. It's fucking courtesy. Stop acting like a cunt.

I’ve never seen a man put his hand on another man's lower back/waist when trying to move past in a crowd so please stop doing it to women.

@beluIibelula Right? I personally don't have an opinion on every single thing Taylor does.

lo bueno de ser fan de Taylor hace casi 15 años es que ya me dio todas las alegrías que puede vivir una persona y hoy vi el video de Elizabeth Taylor, pensé whatever y seguí trabajando, el problema es que ustedes llegaron muy tarde perdón

My dream of being a poet vanished like a thing in a whatever.

@Burreaux9jb Why do you need confirmation when they are clearly dating?

Todos están pasando por alto el hecho de que se están mostrando cada vez más juntos. Se viene la confirmación. Acuérdense de lo que les digo.

@thoughtcrime___ @JoshuaDover I know he's not out here criticizing while wearing khaki Bermuda shorts + a sateen Members Only jacket.

@JoshuaDover sry bro not everyone has an eye for fashion like you

i can handle alot... but God forbid there's multiple noises happening at once

[cloud watching] GIRLFRIEND: That one looks like a ring. ME: I think it looks like two people taking it slow despite the pregnancy.

@Karena95205328 @meishato You're not really helping by calling her a bitch + him lovely. No empathy there.

@meishato I know a couple with a mobile coffee business. Everyone thinks he's a lovely social guy and she's a bit of a bitch. Guess which one does 90% of the work and who is also lovely and social when work is done with?

I owe an apology to all the women I thought were bitter while their husbands seemed so easygoing. Now I know it is very easy to be easygoing when someone else is carrying the entire weight of your life.

"Who is your favorite vampire?" “The one from Sesame Street.” “He doesn't count!" “I assure you, he does.”

@cardiffian64 @OasisArchives @oasis Wow. I went to both LA shows + am still buzzing. But you were Day One! Amazing. Ugh I miss it.

@OasisArchives @oasis Still not over that weekend , I went to both gigs in Cardiff

Oasis - Slide Away (Principality Stadium Cardiff, July 4, 2025)

ME: Can I buy you a drink? HER: I have a boyfriend. ME: {counting coins on the table} He can only get something small then.

in honour of baseball season, here’s my favourite baseball tweets

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