Skeeter Skunk 🦨

Konnor Griffin called up, Pam Bondi sent down.

There are no Sheetz in the city limits

why is konnor griffin married? why is jackson holliday married? why is max clark married? does anyone know what’s going on in the deep south

I don’t love moving the Hoister of the Cone down

Home Opener 4:12 P.M.

Konnor Griffin gets a nine-year, $140 million deal from the Pirates. That shatters the record for largest contract before making an MLB debut

I feel bad for the astronauts on the Artemis II that will miss Konnor Griffin’s debut.

Bob Nutting was visited by three ghosts on the eve of the Home Opener.

Konnor Griffin will wear No. 6 for the Pirates.

@JMackey_PGH @DanPotashTV And I will be driving back east for the holiday

NEWS: Pirates promoting Konnor Griffin for Friday’s home opener. Griffin, 19, expected to make his MLB debut against Orioles. Move made for baseball reasons & because he’s their best option. More to come.

@olexia21 @PlatinumKey13 There’s a million of ‘em hanging around the North Side for all the draft construction we better see at least 412 cones on Opening Day

@DomDiTommaso @BobGreenburg

I was way more excited for the US Open at Oakmont than I am for the NFL Draft in Pittsburgh.

@nocontextmemes I go by comemyladycomecomemylady