Mike Danto

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Mike Danto

@SFLMagic

I reply with mostly gifs. Instagram for food porn: prosciutto_and_eggs poker and #chesspunks

Deerfield Beach, FL Katılım Ocak 2012

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Mike Danto@SFLMagic·2d

@matt_nid @AlanLevinovitz @KBucko7 @grok Jesus, are your parents brother and sister or something?

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Matt 🍉@matt_nid·2d

@SFLMagic @AlanLevinovitz @KBucko7 @grok yea man he totally didn’t actually tag grok or anything, sure

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K’Bucko@KBucko7·2d

Reading Dune. Frank Herbert was cooking.

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Mike Danto@SFLMagic·2d

@brkntoof @AlanLevinovitz @KBucko7 @grok

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human-error@brkntoof·2d

@AlanLevinovitz @KBucko7 @grok Lmaooo and here you are turning your thinking over to a machine

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Mike Danto@SFLMagic·2d

@Ross_McDougall @AlanLevinovitz @KBucko7 @grok

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Ross@Ross_McDougall·2d

@AlanLevinovitz @KBucko7 @grok Read the first part out loud my man. Look what you just did lol.

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Mike Danto@SFLMagic·6d

@MagicWithZuby I think this is a very clear Gelatinous Cube.

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Magic With Zuby@MagicWithZuby·6d

What would your P1P1 be from this DnD Cube? I'm leaning towards Battle-Cry Goblin or Nimana Skydancer cause I love aggro and flying in limited. #mtg #mtgcube

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Mike Danto@SFLMagic·14 Mar

@Bkclaims @typesfast Lol

Thomas Braziel@Bkclaims·13 Mar

Considering buying a small customs broker / 3PL for one reason: They’re the Importer of Record on thousands of entries… …and suddenly there’s a giant pool of IEEPA tariff refunds. 10% “processing fee.” Private equity rolls up HVAC. I roll up IORs. @typesfast Ryan call me!

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Mike Danto@SFLMagic·13 Mar

@ChefReactions So Jealous. COYG

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Mike Danto@SFLMagic·7 Mar

This was fun

Phil Nguyen@mtgbanding

going viral in the japanese mtg community right now is a nine-card image generator of cards you think made or represent you (@black777cat). give it a try: soichirow.github.io/my-9-cards-mtg/ #私を作ったマジック9枚 #My9MTGCards

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Mike Danto@SFLMagic·2 Mar

@MikeMcDonald89 @scott_seiver @devahaz Mike, this is the dumbest take I've seen you post

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Mike McDonald@MikeMcDonald89·2 Mar

@scott_seiver @devahaz I'd say the best of the bunch is maybe a 7.2/10, yet rye chip is still last by a mile for me

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Deva Hazarika@devahaz·2 Mar

Maybe the dumbest most wrong post ever made in this site’s entire history

Sheel Mohnot@pitdesi

Best to worst: Corn Chex Square pretzel Wheat Chex Circle pretzel Mini Breadstick Rye Chip

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Mike Danto@SFLMagic·22 Şub

@log_losst Ben, I love that you randomly pop up on my timeline like three times a year and it's always the most vague shit imaginable.

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log losst@log_losst·21 Şub

that was an insane 52 minutes

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Mike Danto@SFLMagic·15 Şub

@GaetenD Followed you for prediction market stuff, find out you cube. Neat!

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Gaeten Dugas@GaetenD·15 Şub

Playing Powered Cube draft on Arena. Turn 1: Land, go. Them: Land, Black Lotus, Archfiend of the Dross Turn 2: Heartless Act, removing 3 oil counters

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Mike Danto@SFLMagic·15 Şub

@itsJulian23 That deranged hermit is nice

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it's Julian@itsJulian23·15 Şub

Getting my best friend hooked on Premodern..

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Mike Danto@SFLMagic·8 Şub

@chesscoachandra Bf4 looks really nice to me?

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Andras Toth@chesscoachandra·8 Şub

I failed to exploit the potential in this position. Many moves keep a clear edge for white but one is particularly strong:

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Mike Danto@SFLMagic·5 Şub

@kibitzingpatzer This is my favorite kind of puzzle in that I can solve it, and it's really pretty.

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KibitzingPatzer@kibitzingpatzer·4 Şub

White to move and checkmate in two! Can you do it?🤔

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Mike Danto@SFLMagic·30 Ara

@jakeformayor Who isn't?

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Jake Browne@jakeformayor·30 Ara

@SFLMagic Call it gambling then

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Jake Browne@jakeformayor·29 Ara

Holy shit, this person has spent 18k on Arena Directs and has a sub 50% win rate ☠️

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Mike Danto@SFLMagic·26 Ara

@minakimes @JackKennedy My mother in law gave me chopsticks to eat glass noodles with the first time I met her. The Kobyashi Maru.

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Mina Kimes@minakimes·26 Ara

@JackKennedy This is doing numbers in the Asian groupchats

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Kenjac@JackKennedy·24 Ara

First time my in-laws gave me chopsticks instead of a fork at dinner

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Mike Danto@SFLMagic·26 Kas

@amit32883 @ABerkey84445 You are mistaken lol

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Amit@amit32883·26 Kas

@ABerkey84445 I dont know how much dudes playing 25k pot stakes make per hour. I doubt there are more than 100 poker players on earth clearing $250k a year from playing poker. But maybe I'm mistaken.

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Amit@amit32883·25 Kas

A dealer at Hard Rock Tampa spent his entire down whining about how he dealt a $25k pot and got tipped $5 or dealt $15k pot and got tipped $3. Then, I won a $1.5k pot. And im like, uhh, okay.. here's $20. But I felt hustled or smth.

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Will Stancil@whstancil·15 Kas

Nick Sortor@nicksortor

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump has just signed an executive order ELIMINATING tariffs on beef, coffee, and tropical fruits This is an effort to bring down food prices in America, as voters voice concerns about affordability. Keep focusing on affordability, 47.

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Mike Danto@SFLMagic·3 Kas

@lsv Lol