Ricky “The Vagician” Clamstead

@hazardpounder Handjobs are futile. I can do the same thing way better to myself.

May host a handjob vs blowjob space

Coworker came into the restaurant to eat on her day off. Damn bitch you must rly love this place.

@moneyspread69 This is kinda funny to me

Was having fun post grad drinks until I wasn’t… #fat

@swisscheezchad I can take her away from that. Come home Chanel.

Way too good looking to be a stripper man. Gay son by a million tho

@tugce190333 Butthole

Bu muhteşem Rönesans tablosuna bir isim arıyoruz. Buna ne ad verirdiniz

@supremeleadaa Beauty

Pt. 2 😭😭

@tugN_wouldya Such a solid play tug

If your ever bored watch 2000s country music videos

@ChettyArnald Let’s go Sack she wants you

New co-worker this summer is a kkg at bama and just followed me on instagram

Seeing a gym baddie is the best. Please god be 18

@pssypink65 Stay strong Ricky stay strong. Do not let this foid lead you into the bounds of temptation

20 followers dox 🍾🎊🍻

@JBeezymusic865 Then yes I did

@SGTClamstead ofc not niqqa I want all my bois to

Buddy of mine approaches me at the bar. Says “hey you need to go talk to that girl”. I approach her and she says “I want to go home and fuck. Needless to say the uber was there faster than the millennium falcon.

@MayMayEmporium Drinks on me for the foreseeable future

@SGTClamstead Holy wingman. Buy your buddy a 30 rack

@JBeezymusic865 You promise you won’t get mad?

@SGTClamstead did u hit raw

@420penny69 Lord I see what you’ve done for others.

Fucking amazing

Might be a hot take but that chud guy isn’t funny at all. He just goes around trying to piss people off

@j_twizzzy I assume u use ur hand more often than not

@SGTClamstead Yea this definitely happened

@guapitoguapster Actually no surprisingly

@SGTClamstead Sub5?

@sonarmonster It’s called true love

@SGTClamstead A beautiful love story for this festering, maggot-infested corpse of a world.

@SC_Truther85 Interesting choice of wheels for grad. I respect the dedication

Absolutely did

@Chester52952274 🙁

@SGTClamstead Killing myself after reading this. I hate you