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@aryanfawn Address?

i'll never make the first move you're gonna have to rape me bruh

@realNASDAQ Fatality

Now I'm scared to get married cause imagine I see my wife naked for the first time and shes built like Katherineortho 😭💀🥀

@neekneeo She has a juul bro oh my god

type of girl you meet when you’re unemployed

Marriage is a bad deal for men under all circumstances short of ownership over wife and children. Status quo not only permits no fault divorce, but considers it an inalienable right to introduce "step-parents" into children's lives. You have no legal defence to object to this.

@BWinchesterIV @aidannonx Faggot

@aidannonx Thank you for the offer, but I think I will pass

College has ruined dating for me. Why am I paying for your dinners, when you used to let niggas hit just bc they grabbed you a seltzer at a frat party

@enjoyer_liberty @ThomBrady5 taught me we literally have the same marriage laws as 1917 Bolshevik Russia, instituted to discourage family formation.

From an objective risk vs reward perspective, no reasonable and honest person could look at the institution of marriage and conclude that men should roll the dice & get married nowadays. It’s an outrageous, unconscionable contract. Far too much risk, not enough reward.

your twenties are for realising and accepting how rare human connection is

I roll deep with chuds who will mog you

@ChillToPower Looksmaxxing before hitting the strip club

I’m just saying statistically that stripper has to like ONE of us

Take a pill and go to sleep I’m chasing witches in the street

I’m so handsome. I’m so tall. I do not deserve to be treated the way these hoes treat me. #fuckmylife

@TheRodged Facts

This is just everything now. At all levels of life anyone who would be considered a maverick is iced out and hammered down. From elementary school to the office. Lo and behold everything sucks now and nothing works anymore because we selected for “compliance.”

@blockhead4000 Truth

@SGTClamstead A beautiful love story for this festering, maggot-infested corpse of a world.

Buddy of mine approaches me at the bar. Says “hey you need to go talk to that girl”. I approach her and she says “I want to go home and fuck. Needless to say the uber was there faster than the millennium falcon.

@gunk4188 From lethal injection of acetylcholine from an foid

Execute my heart

@SarahStockGroyp Every woman is a whore in current year, so the best you can get is a non-trashy one. Bleak.

Sarah Stock may have been a whore, but she wasn’t a trashy one. There’s a difference.

@vrildude Always wanted to flick up like this for insta

I am utterly unequipped for living in this faggot gynozog hellworld