SHL Commisioners Office

@WhiskeyDekesSHL @MWarren1077 Exact words from Stevie- “Pay your league fee! You guys are grown men now”

Dekes Update 7/12/24 - Dekes take down the Rebels 8-5 - Nate Hanley fully infected with the Lovebug - @MWarren1077 is a Sandbagger - Boys can’t get money in to fund the season #GODEKES

@SHLsuperior @SuperiorBandits @SuperiorRebels Both teams can’t play hockey anymore so might as well take the competition to the next playing field!

SHL Locker Room Buzz from last night of a potential Golf Match between @SuperiorBandits vs @SuperiorRebels Neutral Site Course. Details are still coming in on format .

@WhiskeyDekesSHL He’s currently on the @SHLCommissioner watch 👀 list

Live look at how Coach Porrino is coming into Superior Ice Rink on Sunday after receiving his first bench minor of the season… #shl

Day one with the Marc Sambach Cup and @WhiskeyDekesSHL @91Mitton and @Jlundy86 enjoying their time with it!!!

Can’t wait to hear @SuperiorBandits GM’s @jimmymazza press conference this afternoon, after their 3rd consecutive season winning the Rich McGuigan Trophy but ultimately falling short in the Marc Sambach Playoffs. Get your 🍿 🍿 ready!!

Congratulations to our rookie franchise @WhiskeyDekesSHL on winning their 1st Marc Sambach Cup 🏆 in their expansion season. Their team full of young guns battled adversity with key members in and out of the lineup throughout the playoffs. 🏆 @SHLsuperior

Last nights Player Of The Game went to @WhiskeyDekesSHL @91Mitton with 2 🚨🚨. Who will win this years Stevie Speigel Award (a.k.a. Conn Smythe)??

Tonight’s the night! Our 2022 Summer SHL Champion will be named! Who will take home the precious hardware?? @SuperiorBandits vs @WhiskeyDekesSHL Dekes up 1-0 after last nights 6-2 win @SHLsuperior

@SHLsuperior Big tilt tonight at the palace as 2 of our rookie teams that literally need dads on their bench face off! Who do you got tonight between @nadoshockey & @KnuckChuckers ??

Sambach Cup has arrived!! Who you got as this years winner??

Stevie is getting ready so he’s able to hand out the SHL Sambach Cup to this years summer winner!!

Congrats to our SHL Summer 21’ B & C division Champions Island Hooligans and Puck Hunts.

When @SHLCommissioner tried to interview @SuperiorBandits GM @jimmymazza following last nights game 1, he had very few words for the Commish. He was extremely angry at his teammate @joeynap24 as he was quoted saying, “it was the f*#*ing turning point of the game!!”

Here’s a quick recap of last nights @SHLsuperior game 1 of the Marc Sambach Cup as @SuperiorRebels knocked off arch town rivals @SuperiorBandits by a score of 8-3. Get your tickets at the palace for game 2 as the cup will be in the building Sunday night at 9pm

Once again the 2 most veteran @SHLsuperior teams will face off tonight as the 1 seed @SuperiorBandits take on the 2 seed @SuperiorRebels in game 1 of the Marc Sambach Cup!

Tonight’s @WhiteCastle goal of the game goes to @kyle_jadatz13 with this beauty, as 2nd seed @SuperiorRebels eliminated 7th seed NYPD hockey club by a score of 7-2. @kyle_jadatz13 earned the Player Of The Game and won a free sack of chicken rings

Before tonight’s “Wednesday night rivalry” night, @SuperiorBandits assistant captain @jimmymazza will be drug tested by the @SHLCommissioner as he’s been quoted saying, “We have not lost a regular season game in the last 3 seasons!” Strange as the record books say differently

After last nights TIGHT win by the @SuperiorBandits scoring the winning goal with 1.5 secs left over @ShlSpace . The @SHLCommissioner has opened an investigation into Bandits “c” @jimmymazza as information has been reported that he stole rolls of tape from the Superior Pro Shop.

@SuperiorBandits captain @joeynap24 has donated 24 fried Oreos to tonight’s Player Of The Game. #classactleague #classactcaptain