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Are Kenyans aware that @HonAdenDuale ran mad while he was in primary school? Duale is a mad man. The man needs to be in Mathare Mental hosp.

Either ni sisi tumechizi ama yeye anafaa apelekwe mathare

But most importantly,After what we witnessed the other day a man committing swicide because he didnt want the wife to know he cheated,as a man you must regularly remind your woman who the lion in that house is. It is required that you do so. And you must not ask for approval. You just do it,you are a colonizer. And there are several ways you can do this Kitu ya kwanza kama mwanaume hufai kuitikia idea ya bibi. Even if she has said something sensible,reject it! Kwani iko nini. Alafu enda urudi jioni. Ukirudi unarudi kama umetwist iyo idea alikupea asubuhi,ukaongesa madoido kidogo,alafu sasa ambia yeye hivo ndio umeamua. Do not be a Yes man! Kitu ya pili ni muhimu bibi ajue you’re an unpredicatble mad person. North korea has excelled in this. Saa ingine ingia kwa nyumba usiku Toka na TV,rudi baada ya siku mbili. Wakikuuliza ulikua wapi mwambie swali kama iyo anafaa aulize nyanya yake. Then buy her chocolate in the evening mwambie you didn’t mean it. Blame the government! Saa ingine ukiona tena pembe imeanza kumea,nunua hii karadio ya walkie talkie,patia your collegues,waambie wakuje wakutafute nyumbani wakati hautakua. Na wasikuekelee makosa ya ujinga. Your crime must be important enough to make your wife more curious about you. Waambie waseme makosa yako ni kitu kama Espionage! Wewe ni Russian asset. Ama kitu kama ‘smuggling chemical weapons for bill gates” Your wife must always be on the lookout for you. Kabla agundue wewe ni kumbavu ya kawaida,mshaagonga 65 years. Mmekua wakongwe! Buana they will never teach you this in unifasti

Men, Don't be fascinated by those who show their flashy lifestyle, • Expensive wear • High-end vehicles • Elegant apartments Most of them are homosexuals, drug peddlers & criminals. Fake richness is noisy, Genuine wealth is calm. Walk your race. #MasculinitySaturday

Thanks to Spanish Doctors for the new Women Clinic at Maragwa Hospital. Led by Dr. Victorio. Has a consultation (doctor's) room, procedure room and laboratory. A modern ultrasound scan machine for better diagnosis of women's health conditions;detecting cancer of the cervix in the early stages.

Nyamaza tu. Next might be your child, sister, cousin or neighbour #LindaMtoto

Jacob Juma amka mkuu😭😭😭

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Watching a woman advice her brother is an eye opening experience. The only time women hate simps is when the simp is their brother😂

You see how Dr Gikonyo has humiliated that lawyer to a point of laughing at him, thats how consultants are rough to young doctors and interns during ward rounds. They can leave you questing your decision to become a doctor😂😂

Those involved are also fighting back. When a poster of a missing person is shared, after a couple of days some other posters of “FOUND” are shared, yet in some of the cases, the people haven't been found. There was one that was posted of a boy who was found but the mother posted he was still missing as of Mother's Day. We have a very big battle at our hands.

Today we made history at Thika School for the Visually Impaired! 🥳👏🏾 We hosted the first ever Braille Challenge in Africa almost three decades after it all started. 🔥 BRAVO TO EVERYONE INVOLVED!

Our Coat of Arms with two lions as a symbol were killed yesterday in Parliament. No wonder our lions are restless!!

Kagame was in Nairobi yesterday, si wangeongea tu😂

This photo was taken this morning in Kieni, Nyeri. Ignore the Bukusu man, and study the faces of those children walking by his side. When did you last see rural kids reacting to a young politician in this manner, especially if the said politician is in a village 800km from "home"? Also, I suspect that girl in short sleeves will become a badass politician😁 #sisinisifuna

Whoever came up with the phrase cheap is expensive certainly never fueled at Astrol Petrol Station. 1. It is 100% Kenyan, founded in 2000 by the late Thayu Kamal Kabugi and is now run by the son, James Mwangi. 2. They not only own the land their stations are built on to cut costs but also manage their stations directly rather than franchising. 3. Their fuel contains a high 91 PON rating, which is higher than the premium fuels around, including V-Power. 4. They are not only 2 - 7 shillings cheaper but also never hoard fuel whenever there are shortages. We don’t appreciate such companies enough

On the 20th of May 2026 my documentary is showing at IMAX Two Rivers. Red Carpet From 5PM EAT. Featuring my journey from Naks Vegas, album recording, yellow paper bag & the greatness unfolding !!! Entry Free !!!

Dr Obwaka's wife: My husband, Dr Obwaka, received a call from a Kalenjin man from the State House who told him, “Wewe Bomori mkubwa amesema utoe hiyo kesi iko kwa High Court.”

DID YOU KNOW? 🇰🇪 Under the Access to Information Act, any public office you write to for information MUST respond within 21 working days. Whether you’re asking about a local road project’s cost or a national debt contract, they cannot simply ignore you. If they do, they are in breach of the law! Pro-Tip: If the 21 days are up and your inbox is empty, it’s time to call the Ombudsman (CAJ). Accountability isn't just a request; it's your Constitutional right. #AccessToInfo #AccountabilityNow

The Tl has been too exhausting in the past few days. It's better we drain the swamp as soon as possible. #draintheswamp