Alan Smithee

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!

@PatrickEireWres @realsuyung Same length, nowhere near the same credibility.

As of today Athena has officially equalled Bruno Sammartino's second reign as WWWF Champion at 1,237 days. Her ROH World title reign continues.

@nodqdotcom @aaronrift No thanks.

Nikki Bella wants to be WWE RAW general manager when she retires as a wrestler nodq.com/news/nikki-bel…

@FLOTUS Fuck all the way off, you ignorant twat.

Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America. People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate. A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him. Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.

@murvmk Some people don't like dogshit. Crazy, I know!

تخيل ان فيه ناس تنتقد هالسكوينس العظيم

@BrittanyinTexas @MAGACult2

What stands out first to you in this new photo?

@BauerOutage Dude struck out actual school bus drivers and thinks it means he should still be in the majors. Keep crying.

Trevor Bauer sucks so much. He’s so washed.

@ken_kmak8542 Why wouldn't you rather NOONE gets shot at?

Why is it that a Democrat is never shot at?

@sullivan_kev @Carlo_9000 @WhiteHouse Shut up egg

"In light of this evening's events, I ask that all Americans recommit with their hearts in resolving our differences peacefully." - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

@Carlo_9000 @WhiteHouse You forgot felon!

@WhiteHouse Said the most divisive, hateful, vilifying, name-calling, slandering, mocking, grudge-holding, petulant sexual predator to ever darken the White House door.

@dawnnamarie123 @MAGAVoice Ok, but seriously: let's say the sound bite came from AOC regarding an event Biden was going to when he was in office - would that also be something you'd roll your eyes at?

@MAGAVoice Seeing this immediately after the actual shots were fired.... I just KNOW there will be some crazy on cnn or ms now saying she used the phrase "shots fired" because she knew there would be a "staged shooting" 🙄🙄🙄

🚨 JUST NOW: Karoline Leavitt calls on everyone to watch tonight because Donald Trump will bring the heat and there will be “shots fired” LET’S FREAKING GO 🔥

@espn @DerrickWalkerJ2 @JeffPassan 😂😂😂😂😂

Breaking: The Boston Red Sox have fired manager Alex Cora, hitting coach Peter Fatse, bench coach Rámon Vazquez, third-base coach Kyle Hudson and game-planning coach Jason Varitek, sources tell @jeffpassan. The Red Sox are currently 10-17 and last place in the American League East.

@WrestlingNewsCo Please no.

Can wrestling look and sound something like this again? Is it possible?

@TheRajGiri Please no.

No

@WONF4W Empty headed dumbfuck.

Dave: "For a 1st match, I bet you he was better than almost anyone in NXT." Garrett: "What was wrong with that statement?" Dave: "There was absolutely not a thing wrong with it. I find it completely insulting that anyone would find anything wrong with what I said." youtube.com/live/BC0e8ZtpO…

@nodqdotcom Because Cagematch deletes all the ratings they don't like.

Darby Allin vs. Tommaso Ciampa from #AEWDynamite has a higher Cagematch rating than Roman Reigns vs. CM Punk from #WrestleMania.

@sciencegirl 42 feet, huh? She must be really tall.

Length of this lady’s nails This is Diana Armstrong, her nails are at an impressive 1,306.58 cm (42 ft 10.4 in)

@WrestlePurists She talks like she got a few too many concussions.

Tiffany Stratton comments on Brock Lesnar’s apparent retirement, hopes he gets to to officially retire at SummerSlam in Minnesota: “When I saw Brock unlace his boots, I almost shedded a tear. I was sad for him. He looked like he started crying a little bit, too. He’s just a boy. It’s his first time living, too, so hopefully it’s not his last match. Hopefully in SummerSlam in Minnesota, we’ll get to see him. I think that would be iconic, retiring in your hometown. I’m really sad, but happy for him.” (@AdrianRadio93)

@noncrackersatal You should just get off the internet.

Cody Rhodes is a Peto