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Look all I’m saying is I would never be able to work at a coffee shop because all the customers would be shitting and you know how I be acting around that stuff.

The bliss of receiving a 100% on a really gay lab is unrivaled, unmatched, bested by nothing. Fuck, the head rush just makes me wanna piss myself. Makes me wanna say fuck it and major in astronomy cuz I’m such a sophisticated genius.

@HUMAN_RUE @payday_99

@blxcksaint now it’s a 25 minute sickly high after the third cart hit and a $34 assortment of room temperature items doordashed from mcdonald’s

Finland is calling my name.

@payday_99 I love you 😘

It’s my birthday and it’s been a bad year pls say something nice about me

@AnneeJHathaway If this is TMI… the truth is I dont GIVE A FUCK: a little drule just actually came out of my literal mouth

A flock of buses should be called a bussy

accidentally left my cart in my dads car bruh and this is what he sends me

Bruh I can’t 🤣😂😭😂 Willem Dafoe is so fucking fu- oughh…. gambling… must spend money…

@_u4ic I can relate to him — fuck Best Buy. On another note, bi: best fuck. Just imo. She rocked me like a Hurricane. Apt considering she was from new orlans. We one time copalated thrice in an evening! Oh to be young again. One day your clock stops ticking and you cock stops dicking!

@payday_99 @_sebsketches_ Crazy last move

@_sebsketches_ @SL3DRIE

cw:backshots . . . this video almost chocked me

@cxEmdy A man changes when Marko asks to be covered every hangout sesh.

@SL3DRIE you are a "can y'all get me" friend 💀

I am a dinner payer in a world filled with cashapp friends.

@YungGiamatti @payday_99

As soon as I went bald I started getting so stoned and just rubbing my shit it feels so good

“don’t use q-tips to clean your ears, you’ll just push the wax in further!!” well, yeah, sure, except for my special technique. if I use my special technique then it’s fine.

@lumdagoat Thank you bro.

@SL3DRIE Happy birthday boss 😼