S. M. Clabby

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Well, we found out why Nadine Dorres hasn't been going to work...

@waltydunlop Wikipedia claims "This project was abandoned, however, owing partly to the announcement of the 2005 revival of the series.", which seems a bit unlikely, unless they were planning on introducing another new 9th Doctor in it?

@DMReporter If the Left and the Right can agree on anything, it's that the BBC is completely biased against them.

BBC: Corporation that just four days ago had a Question Time audience filled entirely with Brexit voters accused of left-wing bias.

@shitlondon Aren't they just those pop-up canes that the likes of Lionel Blair used to use when doing their dance routines in the 1980s?

Today in Elon's Emporium of Crap - a fully extendable, glass breaking...stick?! So cool for your life.

@hellothisisivan I once went on a theatrical ghost tour of old Portsmouth and Southsea, and they tried to suggest that the ripper may have come to Southsea. No idea what they were basing that on, other than they had a ripper costume and wanted to use it...

Ah yes, the Ripper murders, famously associate with, er, Southsea

@CrazyCaptionWho Meglos made the mistake of not knocking before entering the former Prime Minister's office...

It's not Philip Schofield again is it?

@Phelous When you say 'useless', do you mean 'wet'?

Aka Der König der Tiere, the original tale of animals in the jungle being obsessed with diamonds! We meet the Lion King's wife and Robin has to take over because his father is useless. youtube.com/watch?v=Ogq_qa…

@DrWhoMoment I remember seeing the label for this on the shelf at Asda and doing a double take...

Martha makes her debut as a companion for the Doctor, one month before her introductory episode. (2007)

Manwich: "bewitches all men." (1971)

Hot Stuff just makes me think of this... #TOTP youtu.be/yPlWO92DLmQ

Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman. #TOTP

I want one of those "Life is short - lick the bowl" signs. It'll look great in our toilet...

Reminded me of this...

Listened to the song "My Immortal" the other day, didn't have anything in common with the story at all!

@spankybackpack Keep an eye out for hairy babies!

Just realised our pensioner lollipop man is Pat Mustard. He stands gripping his pole while old women flirt. He’s just smacked one on the arse with the lollipop end.

It's always fun to hear sneers about 'you'd have been appeasers in the war' from people who would have been sympathisers or collaborators...

"We should stop doing #Eurovision, we never win!", say people who chant a football song about 30 years of hurt that came out 27 years ago...