SMJ

At an Easter service. I’m not exaggerating, I think the priest has named dropped Clavicular and talked about looksmaxxing more than he’s talked about Mary. Oh. And made a pun about him trying to run someone over with a car. Happy Easter!

The news of a new Power Rangers series AND an Animorphs reboot is giving me the strength to write again.

Please look at my perfect angel of a dog.

@theTSupdates @billboard This is a really bad ranking except number one… by a MILE.

📰| @Billboard ranks “The Life of a Showgirl” tracks. (billboard.com/lists/taylor-s…)

“You’re soft because you have 74 vaccines”

These losers from MAGA country are embarrassing

Imagine going to the beach with your family and screaming about lead in the kid’s Colgate; your dad’s low T, and saying your brother is autistic because he doesn’t want to swim.

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Floored by how bad Terminal A at LGA is…

On DROPOUT???

@postproctorism what

uh oh they’re out here jewvestigating me

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AEW continues to treat their women’s division with disrespect. Why couldn’t Thekla and Thunder Rosa main event tonight?

@MattWalshBlog Cry out about it.

Jay Z took over producing the Super Bowl halftime show in 2019. Since then, white performers have been banned from the show. There hasn't been a single white headliner at the Super Bowl in 7 years, with the lone exception of Eminem who performed alongside Dr. Dre, Snoop, Kendrick Lamar and other black artists.

Bad Bunny’s halftime show featured so many baddies, VISUALS, FUN, and good music. Turning Point featured a nerd in a suit profiting off the death of his friend, a loser in jorts, white guys with dreads, and an empty bingo hall.

Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.

@GuntherEagleman Crowd’s electric! There are at least 100 people there! It’s impressive!

🚨 MILLIONS just FLOODED the TPUSA All-American Halftime Show l, and it’s ABSOLUTE FIRE! “THIS ONE’S FOR YOU, CHARLIE!” Crowd is ELECTRIC, roaring through the Star Spangled Banner like never before. Pure patriotism, no woke nonsense, no apologies!

@jakepaul Get off the island, big dog

Purposefully turning off the halftime show Let’s rally together and show big corporations they can’t just do whatever they want without consequences (which equals viewership for them) You are their benefit. Realize you have power. Turn off this halftime. A fake American citizen performing who publicly hates America. I cannot support that.