S. M. Hund

I don’t usually do this. And by this I mean cardio and sunlight, but I’m doing a charity ride this June in memory of my Uncle who lost his long battle to cancer last year. If you’re in a position to donate, it’s to support a wonderful cause. give.roswellpark.org/site/TR/Specia…

I always admire what someone can capture without clutter.

Talking to me this week is perilous. I might just open my mouth and scream static like in that bad Stephen King adaptation with an Emo John Cusack (you know the one) or I might wax poetic like a stoned flower child. May the odds be ever in your favor.

@CletusCrow Lowkey one of the strangest cat things to do

Cat found a way behind the sock drawer last night and scared the shit out of me.

No fucking way. Just. What. Even more poetry soon.

@justin_karcher @Heroin_Chic_Mag Thank you!!

@SM_Hund @Heroin_Chic_Mag Congrats!

Grateful to have three poems in the latest @Heroin_Chic_Mag Read them and say nice things about them.

@dt_robbins Preach.

in the 90s, Fiona Apple was my sexual awakening, and that says so much about the decisions I’ve made in my life

I almost forgot I wrote something Easter themed. Okay, but not really. It’s about divine love. Okay, but not really. It’s about Shepherd’s Pie. Anyway, reposting because Jesus. last year from @ExpatLitJ expatpress.com/this-is-my-bod…

“The rachel ray “cookbook” is destroyed!” This reminded me of a very good natured Quentin P. and that’s always fascinating to me.

I’m just really tired of the whole ‘work until you die’ thing.

Hear me out: We plan an overly elaborate bank heist, set ourselves up as an eccentric literary commune with religious tax exemption, and then we buy Rufus Wainwright’s laurel canyon cottage so we can write bad poetry until we die or kill each other. Taking applicants now.

@CletusCrow I’m flagging this waffle porn as graphic content

@SM_Hund U don't like a buttery syrupy waffle?

My waffle

Too much Sweet Walter for a Wednesday.

I have a new packet of poems to throw at someone. They’re about normal stuff; mud, weed, other people’s husbands, Father John Misty, laughing at inappropriate moments. Not an April fool’s joke, I am very serious.

I’ve been accepted and rejected by enough of these to summarily cancel out my cool points. Jk I love these mags, vive la online lit.

“Abstract Pornography” - @plasticbagger expatpress.com/abstract-porno…

@ewenglass Organizing poetry is like wrangling cats; do not approach directly.

This was a stupid thing to ask Twitter. What's gonna happen, someone cracks this for me in 140 characters?

Poets! Any any advice for putting together a first collection that is formally or thematically linked (but not so formally or thematically linked as to be repetitive or potentially one-note)?

Online lit vampires are the reason readings are held at night

“No self-respecting flower wants to be unspecifically adored.” Sharp in the best way.