Cletus Crow

This chapbook collects some of my favorite short poems I've written in the past year. Thus, I've decided to announce it today. It's called "Flying High" because I am. I'm thankful for my crazy life that is sure to get crazier! I have fun, though. Hope you enjoy!

I am so excited about sign-ups for this already!!! So far all the people who have signed up are very talented, very hot and seem very kind. You are welcome to contribute to or break that trend. All welcome. It's gonna be a blast.

New pig

Was very fun

@tlkncrt Nice dude!!!!

iryna somkina goes to strip club hobartpulp.com/web_features/p…

@norabird Posting up in a shining robe near the lily pads

@CletusCrow he was moving nasty

The original fuccboi

date's bathroom

@MikeTopp That's amazing. I'm enjoying lots of his stuff. I agree with your grandmother haha.

@CletusCrow I studied with Galway Kinnell at NYU. He got all the female students even at age 55. My grandmother (“Nana”) saw his photo and said, “He looks like he drinks.”

The best little free library find I've had in months.

The fuck am I even doing man

@Incindery1 Heck yea. Our weapons are chicken wings.

@CletusCrow There is nothing like a fried potato product to gird ones loins, so I'll be your second lieutenant in that war!

Update: I just put "organic honey mustard," on the fucking overpriced "tater tots" and in feeling better about things. But not really.

@Incindery1 Lol i'm proud to have influence! If fried food needed a war fought, I'd be content on the front lines as one of the first to die.

I blame @CletusCrow really, for all those food porn pics of fried fish etc ..

@conorhultman What even is going on anymore.

@Dee_P_R_Kay @SM_Hund Slurp slurp slurp

@SM_Hund we’re working on outsourcing blood deliveries to @CletusCrow. he has a murder of crows. sounds legit.

It’s true, Dee won me over with a tinned fish bribe. As Minister, I promise to use my powers (mostly) for good, and help bring you future issues of Tru Dat. 🖤

Went fishin and all I caught was a baby snapping turtle

@orchifae Okay that's amazing

Another rainbow

@BurialMagazine I used to live nearby. And will live mearby again soon. I can show you around.

i think im gonna go to dollywood next year if anyone wants to roll up

@CletusCrow Such a cool tattoo!!

I love centipedes and millipedes! I have a tattoo inspired by the cool guys.