old but not dead

@paulhutcheon Everyone’s talking about Malcolm 😂Anas not so much

I wonder how much Reform’s proposed Holyrood tax cut would benefit Lord Offord personally.

@heraldscotland The Gimp suit isn’t a good look 😬

'I’m not quite Daniel Craig’s James Bond' Ross Greer dons a wetsuit in Loch Lomond as the Scottish Greens announce plans for a Clean Water Bill 𝘝𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘖: 𝘕𝘦𝘸𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵

@Record_Politics Ask John who everyone is talking about 😂😂😂 100% media attention for Reform

John Swinney has accused “tone deaf” Lord Offord of bragging about his wealth during a cost of living crisis. dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/…

@staylorish @JacobAD82 Angus worked so hard to create hate 😂😂 you’ve got to laugh

@JacobAD82 has the full story, here: telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/04/2…

Dear oh dear. Angus Robertson just cannot catch a break. Edinburgh Central has a large student population, and the main University of Edinburgh “Yes” society is boycotting his campaign.

@ScotTories @Malcolm_Offord Switch the lights off on the way out 🦤

Hey Lord @Malcolm_Offord 👋🏻, we kept the receipts. Nigel Farage has said another divisive independence referendum would be 'quite reasonable'. Pro-UK voters should vote Scottish Conservative on their peach ballot to stop an SNP majority and their referendum demands. #stvdebate

@ScottishLabour Sarwar isn’t exactly skint FFS

Six houses, zero self awareness. Lord Offord is a chancer. #STVDebate

@paulhutcheon Do homes in Pakistan 🇵🇰 count

Malcolm Offord boasts about having six homes, five cars and six boats during a cost of living crisis. What a car crash. #stvdebate

@dm180914 You haven’t 😂 ask yourself why

“Today I own six houses, five cars, and six boats.” Nice insight from man of the people Malcolm Offord playing Billy big baws on STV tonight.

@IngrameThomas Yes + clean the oven, look it’s over there 😂

So ………. The right honourable Mr Ted had a water treadmill this afternoon , since he’s completely blind he uses his paw to find the ball 🥎 and pick it up then repeat . You can hear my wife saying look Ted it’s over here 🙄 since she’s a vet do you think I should put her name in the book 📕 🙄 A yes or no will suffice…

@LUDENClassics Not sure about the mods, but the SEC does appeal

Car spotting at the petrol station

@Janela_X Scottish Labour MSPs who voted FOR the GRR Bill (Stage 3): 18 for including - Anas Sarwar & Jackie Baillie. 2 against. 2 abstentions.

No, I don't think so! You are changing your mind as you want our votes. You are a disgrace and any woman that votes for you and your party is a fool.

@JVMonte2 @followwollof66 Reef- place your hands

What is the ultimate driving song? For Me: Highway Star-Deep Purple Your turn 👊

@DerekAllan61 Not surprised 😂 you’re probably on the don’t argue list

Ordered a small item from Amazon 12th April, still not arrived Contacted seller - full refund & keep the item if it arrives Contacted Amazon customer service - 1 months Amazon prime fee refunded Decent result

@theSNP Will that be 150,000 tyre fitters 🤡 addressing pothole damage

A re-elected SNP government will deliver 150,000 apprenticeships over the next Parliament and introduce an Apprenticeship Accelerator Grant to help young people build skills, confidence and a real path into work. Make it #BothVotesSNP on May 7 for a government that’s on your side.

@heraldscotland Sorry but how can you possibly get this wrong 🐀

'I want to be a First Minister that’s on the side of women' Anas Sarwar: Labour manifesto admits 'we got it wrong’ on single-sex spaces 👇

@PDRNHPUK @SteveSh43895900

🚩🇵🇰 Anas Sarwar and Muhammad Abdus Shakoor at fundraising event for al-Khidmat. Pakistan's al-Khidmat Foundation presents itself as a benevolent charity, a humanitarian force in times of disaster. But behind this facade of philanthropy lies an undeniable truth: al-Khidmat is the financial arm of Jamaat-i-Islami (JI), Pakistan's radical Islamist movement with a long history of supporting violence and jihad. Under the guise of welfare, it has served as a conduit for terrorist funding, exploiting charitable networks in the West to bankroll extremism. Financing Global Jihad Al-Khidmat's involvement in financing terrorism is neither speculative nor recent. In 2006, its leadership proudly handed over a cheque to Khaled Mashal, then the head of Hamas.

@chrisray11 He identifies as a hedgehog 😂

He can really tuck himself in well 😜

@themajorityscot I’ll be voting with the majority of unionists for REFORM. I will never vote for this Labour Party

Today Stephen Flynn asked people to vote SNP to send a message to Westminster. But that's not what this election is about. It's not what the Scottish Parliament was supposed to be created for. The Scottish Elections aren't a popularity poll on the UK Government. 1/15

@DerekAllan61 Love a steak pie 😋

Definitely too much, nice tho