Chris Panabas

FUN FACT: Less than 7% of the global population is invested in crypto.

"Babe don't leave, CZ is about to post a picture of his dog"

2025

this nigga stole his dads phone when he went to sleep and made a billion dollars

JUST IN: Solana $SOL surpasses an all-time high of $270.

We worked closely with the @MeteoraAG team on ensuring an S tier launch for $TRUMP which is obviously one of the biggest launches in the history of crypto. Thanks to the full scale efforts of the teams, trading and verification went smoothly as it could have, not just on Jupiter, but across the entire ecosystem using Jupiter APIs, including apps crucial to the launch like @moonshot. Fun fact: the $TRUMP launch used the same LFG stack that launched JUP, including the DLMM pool, ILM design and tight Jupiter integration. Congrats again to the @MeteoraAG team and the whole ecosystem - great win for us all!

My NEW Official Trump Meme is HERE! It’s time to celebrate everything we stand for: WINNING! Join my very special Trump Community. GET YOUR $TRUMP NOW. Go to gettrumpmemes.com — Have Fun!

In Crypto & In Life.

Someone launched a coin and rugged it instantly after one guy bought a dollar💀💀

FUN FACT: Less than 7% of the global population is invested in crypto.

Nailed it 🎯 $DOGE

This is Willow Google’s quantum chip that solved a 30-year problem overnight And in 6 years, it could change the fate of crypto Here’s how to prepare (before it’s too late) 🧵 1/12

Unreal. 11 years later. 1000X appreciation. x.com/ETHbyDre/statu…

‘Buy the dip,’ they said. Now you’re holding a portfolio that looks like it’s training for the Olympics—nothing but dives.

And with 170 volcanoes... 
A “rent your volcano to mine Bitcoin” program might actually make sense 🤔

$quant dev will be a billionaire in the next 10 years Don’t hate him, adore him and learn from what he has accomplished At just 12 years old, he made $20k, flipped the whole world off, and proudly owned his achievement while others kids are watching porn What a CHAD.

The Memecoin Supercycle:

ETH logo explained

If you’ve ever wondered what "the trenches" mean in Crypto and what happens there... This happened today: 1. 13-year-old launches token. 2. Rugs for $30,000. 3. Flips the middle finger. 4. Kid launches another coin, rugs for $12,000. 5. Degens take over and send it to $70M. 6. His $30,000 would now be $2.4M+. 7. Crypto decides to dox and tokenize his entire bloodline.

The wolf of Wall Street reincarnated