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@JackPittBrooke @talkSPORT my condolences

Talking Tottenham on @talkSPORT from 8pm

Which player is this?

@eyebrows360 @learning_yohei I reckon we blame the French - any weirdness with the English language is usually because of things we borrowed from the French language.

@SPIFFgg @learning_yohei For some of them I *think* it's even the case that we used to spell it "the American way" too, but some "u"s worked their way in over time somehow. Probably the same "somehow" Palpatine used.

As a Japanese person learning English, which one should I write?😵‍💫

@eyebrows360 @DisneyPlus not being able to customise notifications or alerts is one of the worst things about the enshittification of the internet and computing in general. Windows 11 constantly shows me share prices in its widgets despite my attempts at telling it not to.

@DisneyPlus Stop sending fucking push notifications about football matches. "Don't miss Team A Vs Team B!" every few goddamn days. Just because you paid too much for the rights to stream this shit doesn't excuse you trying to force it on people. GTFO.

SNL UK was as good as the US one. I think that's the best compliment I can give it.

New vid - The Enterprise Encounters Matt Berry (there’s something waiting after the end-screen)

@DaftLimmy this has the potential to be the highlight of the year

@Billie_T Have we considered AI? I reckon one of those Claude bot things would do a decent job compared to some of the idiots we've given a go.

What stage of delirium are you at currently? I’m at the point where I want Sean Dyche

No one who hasn't been a goalkeeper can understand how difficult it is to play in this position. Keep your head up and you will go again.

Llamachan's Fundraiser gofund.me/9ae6204ee

Igor Tudor has to go now. Don’t even wait to get sacked (which the club should do anyway). Just resign. Every decision, every call, has been a disaster since he arrived! I thought he was a good appointment but clearly he has made things worse.

This is what twitter used to be like every day. Not a think-piece in sight

I’m not a fan of Starmer, but whatever he does – literally whatever he does - he is ripped apart, ripped to shreds, by the telegraph, Mail, express, Sun, spectator, the very same people who installed Boris Johnson and the appalling Liz Truss. The same people who installed the governments that caused Brexit and the financial chaos that has ensued, the same people who have driven this country into the ground. I’m sick to death of them. They are the biggest threat to this country and all of us across the board, no matter what our politics are. We need to get billionaires out of the Media

@Explosm what's my prize

last person to comment under this post wins

@chloeribbits hope you feel better soon x

Can’t breathe out of my nose, my throat feels like it’s full of razor blades and I’ve had approximately an hour of sleep 🫠 it’s a sleep whenever I can day

I don’t want to be hasty but I’m beginning to worry that FIFA might not have thought that Peace Prize through properly.

going forward, please keep in mind that random bluecheck accounts called some shit like "kekius maximus war room updates" aren't trustworthy sources of information, community notes barely work, and over half of the users on here aren't even real people