Mrs “Rosa” Metz”

@gudanglifehack 1. 5’4 spanish women 2. A pair of zyns 6 drinks in 3. An underdog coming off a big win 4. Brunettes 5. Celebrating injures

Sources: Miami offensive coordinator Shannon Dawson has agreed to a new multi-year contract with the school. Dawson just completed his third year at Miami, where he helped develop Cam Ward to the No. 1 overall pick and coordinatoed the No. 1 scoring and total offense in 2024.

@MDtheDream @ojury_007 You don’t think he gets torched defensively?… Have you ever watched a second of him?

@ojury_007 He’s a fine defender, I don’t think he gets torched on that end if you have a legit system. He’s not the worst weakest link in the world. And there aren’t many better spacers in a spread PnR system. You can’t rotate off him. He effects winning now, so what he’s 23

A question for Draft Twitter (which is always dangerous): How is the 6'8" kid who shoots 50% from three not a Top 15-20 prospect in this class?

@ryanhammer09 Likely a lot, but the bigger question is. Will you continue to suck his dick as he’s no longer on Iowa State?

In the current unhinged portal market, how much does Milan get offered?

@GozinyaD @Mets Most likely. They already have the nerve to ask for a tip when one of the hundred literal retards can barely hand you a chicken tender basket at Citi Field.

@Mets Never should be "fees" anyways crooks. What's next? Tips?

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Miami head coach Mario Cristobal makes an appearance at #UFC327 🙌

@ajm_12__ @canes_muse @CanesInSight Absolutely Tru obviously felt slighted as not being a true one. Writing was on the wall for this upcoming season that that wasnt going to be the case again and left. Dovrat was legitimately our best shooter the whole year, always was good for atleast one three. Hope he withdraws.

@SPORTSSKOLAR @canes_muse @CanesInSight Malovec and Altuntas were just simply not good. It would have been nice to keep Tru and Dovrat off the bench tho

BREAKING: Miami F Timo Malovec will enter the transfer portal. He’ll have 2 years of eligibility remaining.

FIRE MENDY KILL MENDY HE IS A FUCKING IDIOT

@MLB This is the type of pitcher I dreamed off for years. It’s a shame no one else on this team shows this kind of passion.

It may be cold ... but Nolan McLean is on fire 🔥

Mendy doesn’t give a fuck. Every time the camera shows him he has that same stupid look on his face. Never holds players accountable. Fire him.

Man it is not my day to say the least, days like this don’t turnaround either. Nevertheless going to the casino to change it.

Serious question, is it a pre-requisite to either be retarded or have the worst work ethic possible to work @cava ?

Great day to make some more enemies.

@Bigbetsbrand123 Man are you one fucking moron!!

@Bigbetsbrand123 Might be the dumbest bet I’ve seen in a while but I’m in Mr Big Bets!!

Lunch Money Parlay Good Luck If Tailing🍀

Per Sources: We are going to war, not sure with who, but we are going to war. Per Sources.

@ClutchPoints @FirstTake Who the fuck watches this shit? 🤣

Monica McNutt: "If the Lakers make a play for Giannis. I know Jay point out he wants to be in New York [with the Knicks]..." Jay Williams: "He don't wanna be in LA." Stephen A. Smith: "I was told he doesn't want to be in LA." 👀 (via @FirstTake)

Miami Hurricanes One Shinning Moment 2026.

@MetsMuse 2-4

Mets opponents at Citi Field this week: 3 games vs. Diamondbacks 3 games vs. Athletics What will their record be?

1-0 in class action lawsuits. Going on the resume.