Scott Patterson

A new #GTAOnline event starts on May 14 (available through May 20). Two weeks of Motor Madness hit Los Santos with Quadruple Rewards on Land Races, triple HSW Time Trial payouts, rare showroom and podium prizes, Salvage Yard perks, Simeon bonuses, the new Water Like livery for the Vapid FMJ MK V, and GTA Series Videos' Old School Hits now permanently available in the Jobs menu. - Water Like livery for the Vapid FMJ MK V WEEKLY CHALLENGE - Win any two Races to receive the Dark Manor Racing Suit and GTA$100,000 4X GTA$ & RP - Land Races 3X GTA$ & RP - HSW Time Trial - Simeon Contact Missions 2X GTA$ & RP - Tow Truck Service - Community Race Series 2X GTA$ - Salvage Yard Daily Income - Salvage Yard Robbery Target Sale and Salvage Value MOTOR MADNESS REWARDS & DISCOUNTS (available through May 27): - Log in to receive the Rockstar Helmet - Purchase any vehicle from Premium Deluxe Motorsport to receive the Rockstar Racing Suit (within 72 hours) - Purchase any vehicle from Luxury Autos to receive the LS Customs Varsity Jacket (within 72 hours) - Purchase any vehicle featured in the LS Car Meet to receive the Blue Banshee Tee (within 72 hours) - FREE Horn Customization & LS Car Meet Membership - 50% OFF: LS Tuners Racing Suits, HSW Performance Upgrades, Benny’s Conversion Upgrades, Turbo Tuning & Blue and Yellow Tire Smoke Customization DISCOUNTS (40% OFF) - Salvage Yard Properties including Upgrades and Modifications - Eclipse Blvd Garage - Bravado Banshee GTS - Canis Castigator - Dewbauchee JB 700 - Dewbauchee Rapid GT Cabrio - Grotti Itali RSX - Karin 190z - Lampadati Furore GT - Nagasaki Shotaro - Överflöd Pipistrello - Western Rat Bike DISCOUNTS (30% OFF) - Bravado Gauntlet Classic - Coil Brawler - Declasse Impaler SZ - Lampadati Novak - Übermacht Rhinehart GUN VAN PRIMARY DISCOUNTS - 40% OFF: Compact EMP Launcher - 40% OFF GTA+ Members: Precision Rifle FIB PRIORITY FILE - The Black Box File - youtu.be/_0HGMPCBj7o SALVAGE YARD ROBBERIES - The Podium Robbery: Invetero Coquette D10 with LS Pounders vanity plate [CLAIMABLE] (Top Tier) - The Gangbanger Robbery: Vapid Dominator GT (Standard Tier) - The Duggan Robbery: Karin Previon (Low Tier) FREE VEHICLES - The Lucky Wheel Podium Vehicle: Benefactor LM87 - youtu.be/xWKCEq_CK7U?t=… - LS Car Meet Prize Ride: Benefactor Krieger - youtu.be/iwQbhvg4l0c - Place Top 5 in five Races in the LS Car Meet Series TEST RIDES - Premium Deluxe Motorsport: Dewbauchee JB 700, Dewbauchee Rapid GT Cabrio, Karin 190z, Lampadati Furore GT & Western Rat Bike - Luxury Autos: Übermacht Sentinel XS4 & Vapid FMJ MK V wrapped in the new Water Like livery - Test Track: Bravado Banshee GTS, Grotti Itali RSX wrapped in the Monochrome limited-time livery & Överflöd Pipistrello wrapped in the Street Camo Right limited-time livery - Premium Test Ride (HSW): Weeny Issi Rally PREMIUM RACE & TRIALS - Premium Race: The Commute - youtu.be/CrviPHeZr9U - Time Trial: Galileo Park - youtu.be/0NGey3xI9Y4 - HSW Time Trial: East Vinewood to Vespucci Beach - youtu.be/juKtVbzvu70

@C1892_LFC Ffs..the amount of traumatic videos I've seen off the boys in school it didnt bother me one bit

This little bellend is still doing my head in

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A new #GTAOnline event starts on May 7 (available through May 13). Earn more this week with 2X Daily Income and faster Warehouse Stock Production from owned Nightclubs plus complete 3 Nightclub Management Missions to earn GTA$100,000 and the Cherenkov Tee. Nightclubs, Upgrades, and Modifications are 40% off at Maze Bank Foreclosures. - Nightclub Warehouse Stock Production Speed doubled WEEKLY CHALLENGE - Complete 3 Nightclub Management Missions to get the Cherenkov Tee and GTA$100,000 3X GTA$ & RP - Old School Hits (PS5, Xbox Series X|S, PC Enhanced) 2X GTA$ & RP - Terrorbyte Client Jobs - Deadline and Deadline Duet - Community Race Series (PS4, Xbox One, PC Legacy) 2X GTA$, RP & NIGHTCLUB GOODS - Yohan's Nightclub Goods Missions - Business Battles 2X GTA$, RP & NIGHTCLUB POPULARITY - Nightclub Management Missions 2X GTA$ - Nightclub Daily Income DISCOUNTS (40% OFF) - Nightclub Properties including Upgrades and Modifications DISCOUNTS (30% OFF) - Canis Freecrawler - Declasse Drift Tampa - Grotti Itali GTO - Grotti Stinger GT - Karin Boor - Pfister 811 - Übermacht Sentinel Classic - Western Company Cargobob - Willard Eudora GUN VAN PRIMARY DISCOUNTS - 30% OFF: Heavy Rifle - 30% OFF GTA+ Members: Compact EMP Launcher FIB PRIORITY FILE - The Project Breakaway File - youtu.be/otvIpaO4fN0 SALVAGE YARD ROBBERIES - The Podium Robbery: Pfister Growler (Top Tier) - The Cargo Ship Robbery: Dinka Jester Classic (Standard Tier) - The Gangbanger Robbery: Albany Cavalcade XL (Low Tier) FREE VEHICLES - The Lucky Wheel Podium Vehicle: Överflöd Imorgon - youtu.be/mQwxpjAkFyk - LS Car Meet Prize Ride: Annis Minimus - youtu.be/cQtkgnvzq-8?t=… - Win in the LS Car Meet Series for four days in a row TEST RIDES - Premium Deluxe Motorsport: Dewbauchee Exemplar, Nagasaki Shotaro, Vulcar Warrener, Weeny Dynasty & Western Daemon (Custom) - Luxury Autos: Dinka Chavos V6 & Pfister X-treme - Test Track: Dinka Verus, Enus Cognoscenti Cabrio & Western Zombie Bobber - Premium Test Ride (HSW): Penaud La Coureuse PREMIUM RACE & TRIALS - Premium Race: Arms Race - youtu.be/RdUW2hAtHU4 - Time Trial: Elysian Island - youtu.be/Xa29vLZLevk - HSW Time Trial: North Chumash to Palomino Highlands - youtu.be/lvNuDYgl4eg

@joshpearson180 Nice lager!

Needed

@GTAGFX 10x?

🚨 #GTAOnline 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗧: April 23rd - 29th 💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

@MarkHeath45 Never mind, I got a lovely fire pit!

If you’re not angry enough, Rachel from accounts has commissioned a self portrait, paid by taxpayers money, the cost, £3,000!!!! 😡😡😡

@ImACelebUKGoss Good.. absolute prick!

David Haye is the next Celeb to leave Camp! He fought through each Trial like a champ and is leaving with his head held high! 🤠 #ImACeleb

@darrengrimes This

What would you do if you opened your front door to this?

@TexFunz2 The Halloween weather has ended?

Rockstar have removed the Halloween weather and events in #GTAOnline.

@sarm0161 Damn! Has that horse got a rocket up its arse?

Fucking hell.

@MattWallace888 It's his Mistress..Madame Whiplash!

Mysterious woman with large red bag seen getting on Air Force One behind President Trump 👀

@GTAonlineNews I bought it..for 20p!

GTA V and GTA Online will exit Xbox Game Pass TOMORROW Learn More 👇 rockstarintel.com/gta-v-to-exit-…

@_WokeNonsenseFC "I didn't do it to him"..cameras don't lie you moron!!

Fat piece of shit

You can smell the stench off Molly McCann just off the picture

@tonyFTgentleman @TheGriftReport Ok no problem..just wondering as I stated

@SPatterson38794 @TheGriftReport For what? He didn’t break the horses back

Aintree horse Gold Dancer is put down on Ladies Day after breaking back following a fall - but still being whipped to £67,000 victory by his jockey at the Grand National Festival Gold Dancer won the second race on Ladies’ Day at Aintree’s Grand National Festival, only to break his back moments after crossing the line. The horse was pulled up by jockey Paul Townend and attended by vets straight away, but sadly could not be saved and was put down on the track. Gigginstown owner Eddie O’Leary said: “It’s terribly sad for the horse. He felt fine during the race.” Paul Townend was uninjured. Heartbreaking scenes at the festival.

Man is worried about his semen colour since few days. Is this normal?

@joshpearson180 A really nice drink!

Happy Thursday

@Tungsten_Tales That's a kick in the balls then!

😢 A tearful Noa-Lynn Van Leuven has announced her "retirement" after revealing a DRA ruling banning transgender players from women's darts events. "I just got an email, apparently I just got retired. Not by choice but because I am longer allowed to compete, the DRA decided that trans women are no longer allowed in women's events." "With just one decision, I am being told I don't belong anymore. This isn't just about me, it's another huge hit for the trans community." #Darts | Via Noa-Lynn Van Leuven Instagram