Sam Clarke

@floboflo The best I’ve heard so far is: 🎶Donald Trumps a pedo He wears a pedo’s hat His face is fuckin orange, cos he’s a fuckin twat He went to Epstein Island He went their more than once He went to Epstein Island because he’s a fuckin nonce 🎶 (to the tune of my old man’s a dustman)

Are Scotland and England fans going to be able to stop themselves from singing about Trump being a nonce at the World Cup? No.

@JK_dcfc Both the Leicester and Boro games have been selected by CBS as well, so if you have a Paramount+ login you’ll be able to watch those on there (through the Paramount app)

@SRClarkey Great cheers Sam

Anyone know if Rams TV works in America for games that are on sky sports plus? #dcfc #dcfcfans

@indianloonie @NYorNothing good call?

Is 1998 the most complete movie year?

@itsalwaysrovers @LindProduction @callumm_7 🤌❤️

Cheers for clearing out all our deadwood, and keep minding the gap lads 🤫#rovers #dcfc

This is genuinely insane. I mean, just worryingly divorced from any reality. How desperate are people to believe this nonsense?

@sitiwayyy @NYorNothing

This is what perfection looks like 🍕

Someone’s out walking their tortoise in war ravaged Portland

@CJ93NFFC Same thing every Newcastle fan said about Sunderland, same thing every Man Utd fan said about City, same thing every Celtic fan said about Rangers, same thing every palace fan said about Brighton, same thing every Southampton fan said about Bournemouth.

Arguing with the sheep used to be fun, and competitive. It’s now empty and hollow. They literally have nothing they can say that can compete with anything related to Forest. The rivalry is DEAD Enjoyed it whilst it lasted. #NFFC #DCFC

@PatrickGDE3 I didn’t know there were other Rams in Portland! That may have been me 😁 🐏 🌹

Derby kit spotted out in the wild over here in Portland, Oregon. ❤️🐏 #dcfcfans

@Toshisaram I live in Oregon now and he’s highly thought of here.. and think of it this way, his goals:games for the USMNT is good, he’ll likely play as their no.9 at the World Cup next year (host nation) so a LOT of eyes on him - half decent tournament & £5mil turns to 15 next summer #dcfc

Agyemang getting slated again after last night 🙃😩 Starting to feel risky #dcfc

I tried to check if the roads were back open in Nottingham after the marathon, but the whole feed is just a guy called Jonathan Nottingham who REALLY likes Country Roads by John Denver

I just fan girled a bit seeing @SoozUK joining the brilliant Adam Kay on stage at @edfringe . I didn’t know she could sing as well as pretend to be Nadine Dorries very well! Bravo stupendous encore 🎭

In 1986, the owner of Harrods in London tried to sue a restaurant in a small town in New Zealand for using the name Harrods. In response, every business in the town also changed their name to Harrods.

#DCFC are scouting the Italian Sunday league pub teams and are keen on buying Giveitsumwelli. Player isn’t that keen on dropping leagues #NFFC

@BBCDerbySport @Ed__Dawes Well done for remembering the comma after “Paul Warne”

Derby County striker Conor Washington talks to @Ed__Dawes about Paul Warne, pleasing his wife and stretching the play. Listen ⬇️ #DCFC #BBCFootball

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A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore 🧵

Quantuma say the deal to buy Derby County is still not complete - citing a number of documents still to be “concluded and executed”👇 “Work is ongoing with all relevant parties and their advisors to conclude and execute all the necessary documentation to allow completion”

virgin mary punching the devil, england, 13th century