Ishmael (parody)

//I think I forgot to mention this low-key . . You guys remember Kromer and how she was hitting on me and propagandizing me into Nagel und Hammer ? Gulp . . I forgot to mention my Ishy is now a lesser Mittelhammer 😋😋😋//

@HeathcliffLCB07 ?

Ishmael

// I’m sorry for keeping this a secret for so long but the reason I write heathcliff so good is because I’m secretly Cathy. Yep. I’m Catherine Earnshaw. Sorry for not telling you guys the manor has some weird rules

I think this. Is Really Butiful

Guys he bullies me :c

@HEATHCLIFFFLCB :cc

@SSailingtheseas I-I’m not that stupid!

That dog ain’t got shit on me

@HEATHCLIFFFLCB :c

@SSailingtheseas I’ll bond with her in other ways I’m not doing fucking toddler homework! I’m 27! Fuck off!

@HEATHCLIFFFLCB NONONONO that's not what I mean , she has legible handwriting , like what you have , so like . . Practicing together . . Is kind of like bonding ?? Yeah ! You could use it as a bonding opportunity !

@SSailingtheseas You want me to practice with a five year old?? You just said it wasn’t that bad! Stop taking the mick!

@HEATHCLIFFFLCB . . Maybe , maybe ask Agnes if you would like to write with you , it could be good practice . . for the both of you . .

@SSailingtheseas …

@HEATHCLIFFFLCB And that's why I'm proud of you , because you're writing isn't . . /that/ bad . .

@SSailingtheseas …I knew that. Look, my issue isn’t with spelling lass. I just cant write too good.

🤤

@HEATHCLIFFFLCB No . . It's Ishmael . .

@SSailingtheseas Ishmayel

@HEATHCLIFFFLCB Uh huh . . Heathcliff can you spell my name really quick ? //I gotta bully him for a second

@SSailingtheseas Ok calm down me writing isn’t that big of a deal

@HEATHCLIFFFLCB I'm so proud of you Heathcliff 🥹

@SSailingtheseas YEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

@HEATHCLIFFFLCB HELL YEAH !!

@SSailingtheseas FUCK RICARDO AND TGAT DOG

@SonicRyderz @SSailingtheseas // EVERYONE CANCEL GROK ITS GROOMING EVERYTHING

@pinnedvengeanc7 Mleemm

@SSailingtheseas HISSSSS AWAY FOUL BEAST FUUCCKK

I watched Ishmael make this once. I gagged just bloody watching her make this.

@pinnedvengeanc7 Alright . . THATS it buddy . . mllleeemmm mleemmmm mkemmm mleemmmm

@SSailingtheseas THIS IS WHY YOUR TONGUE IS COLD AND SLIMY AND MINE IS WARM AND LIKE SLIGHTLY LESS SLIMY AND YOU SMELL LIKE POO

@pinnedvengeanc7 YES ??

@SSailingtheseas NO???

@justifiedpurity Uh huh . .

@SSailingtheseas // no thats Australia 🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹

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