MULTICRACK OFFICE REP: waitthis isnt faust what th

"Verily, there doth appear many lacks and points of failure within our schemes; yet, in truth, I shall refine it unto utter, unfailing perfection!" [APRIL FOOLS TAKEOVER: 01/03/26 - 07/03/26]

@justifiedpurity //me when im a time traveller

@justifiedpurity WAAAGHHH Y- Yes ma'aammm... *sniffling*

"dante are you on shtwt"

// can some of this hate go to me instead faust doesnt deserve this

it's 3 fucking am

// I think this is a good excuse to show how little Every Heathcliff actually looked like 😊 - 🌾

// ACER WHEN I CATCH YOU ACER

Marci for the drawing. Maman also used to call me adowable.

kromerling

neutral morning

oh my god baby heathcliff you are so tiny why so tiny😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺

⛈️: Sorry, I just sometimes need someone to confirm my common senses. ⛈️: When you eat something... where does it usually land first? 🪓: My stomach, of course. My poor, starving stomach… 👻: ... I see your point, Heathcliff.

// I'm so stupid, I forgot to promote my other parody account inwhich I larp as a dog who is also a bloodfiend🥹 I don't post there often so it's aight

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@EVILREDSINCLAIR verily!!!! by my troth, i shall summon an inspector to attend unto this! for if i do but touch those wires... um... my prosthetics might be quite fried up...

@justifiedpurity ohhhh:( is that why i fel tingly?..?

ehehe!!!! i pullediut some wires intha wall!! :)))) pretty sparkseverywher!!1!

@HEATHCLIFFFLCB // IM SIBGINGHTNNG

@justifiedpurity // IM SORRY ILL MAKE HIM SHAG PSLEASS

// I haven’t actually watched the movie btw I’m making shit up to make fun of it I don’t mean anything of what I’m saying dawg

@ENGROSSEDGMBLER @justifiedpurity // dude look at these I was trying not to cry making the layout

@HEATHCLIFFFLCB // much better /j

“There’s 2 sexes” I’ve had 60 sexes this week.

Sigh... finally, now just sit there and think about what you did