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@inversebrah The cancer has metastasized.

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@poopswag34 #4 might do the trick

taking 2 vyvanse made me feel bad and taking a 3rd one just to make sure made me feel worse

@ThinkingUSD Sir have you heard of $KTA

What's the best way to offramp stables right now?

The catfish racing underground gambling scene was not on my 2026 bingo card

@chang_defi I remember the $TIA trannies

@ElaineCox11 A tick tweeted this.

Uncut grass keeps the ground at around 19.5°C Grass cut to 10 cm raises the ground temperature to about 24.5°C Bare ground in the middle of summer rises to over 40°C It's important to raise awareness #NoMowMay

@keeta_land The market is slow but it'll catch up. Violent repricing for $KTA incoming.

Why $KTA at only ~$110M market cap? Keeta Personal launches today with real global banking: - Hold 9 fiats (USD, EUR, GBP, CAD, AED, HKD, JPY, MXN, CNY) -Named accounts + routing numbers -SWIFT send/receive -Stablecoin deposit/withdraw -Instant Visa Direct payouts to any bank account -ACH debits in your own name for bills & subscriptions - Seamless FX + fiat crypto rails Size comparison: $XRP → ~$83B MC (12+ years in) Stellar → ~$5B Hedera → ~$3.8B Polygon → ~$980M @KeetaNetwork is already delivering TradFi + onchain rails in one clean product at a tiny fraction of their valuation. Team & backing: Founder @schenkty (payments veteran) + ex-Nano core builders focused on speed and scalability. Lead angel is @ericschmidt (former Google CEO) CTO @yourpal (ex-lead dev at Nano Foundation, former AWS Senior Cloud Architect, built large-scale systems for Northrop Grumman & even the U.S. DoD digital identity protocol) And this is just the beginning. Keeta Personal is the first delivery. The team has to ship this cleanly before the real big announcements Many big players/names are quietly watching and waiting for the right moment to publicly back Keeta. If they keep executing, this gap is going to close faster than most expect .... gkeeta

@jamesawhiite Na fuck 5pm sunsets

It’s imperative that we revert to STANDARD, not Daylight time, for two reasons, one of which you may have never considered. You know the first: solar noon is closest to 12 o’clock all year. That means an equal number of hours before and after noon each day. This also means earlier sunrises which are significantly better for establishing a healthy circadian rhythm. The second reason is that nearly ONE THIRD of US counties are in the wrong timezone. A significant swath of the country isn’t only an artificial hour ahead because of daylight time… but TWO HOURS ahead of true solar time. Year-round daylight time, especially without recalibrating time zones, would establish this error permanently, affecting millions of Americans. We should be letting the Sun dictate the day the way God made it. Arbitrary, artificial tampering would be worse for us all. Fix the time zones and affix standard time.

When I spoke at SALT Conference last fall, the conversation centered around the convergence of traditional finance and blockchain finance. Today, many in the industry are still trying to determine how to position their businesses for that future. Tomorrow, @KeetaNetwork will begin general availability of global multi-currency banking functionality to customers in more than 160 countries. The platform will support holding 8 fiat currencies, SWIFT deposits and payments, stablecoin deposits and withdrawals across multiple blockchains, and instant payouts from tokenized fiat to bank accounts through collaboration with Visa Direct. We look forward to supporting those navigating the modern financial world. $KTA

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@TheDegenWeekly Try these.

Who knows hot dog ball? I’m at the store and overwhelmed with the options. Sabrett Hebrew National Nathan’s Ballpark Oscar Meyer I went with Hebrew National.

Here we go. Look at the post below from @guitarquant More digital fiat currencies are now live on Keeta mainnet. CNY, JPY, MXN, HKD, AED, GBP, CAD. Chinese Yuan is especially interesting given China’s historical limitations around crypto infrastructure. This is moving far beyond the typical crypto narrative. Programmable digital fiat infrastructure is starting to come online in real time. The future financial rails are being built right in front of us. @KeetaNetwork $KTA

My body is a machine that turns domestic beers and grilled meats into respect for all of those who have served

@WPXI Tax this dick councilman.

Pittsburgh councilman plans to introduce legislation that would tax skill games, juke boxes ebx.sh/yWxGZ1

Bivo just got officially confirmed as a $KTA anchor partner, but here's what makes this bigger than just a single announcement. @schenkty was very specific about what Bivo's role actually is. His exact words: "They will provide services as an anchor while also integrating upcoming anchors in strategic regions." And back in March, the Keeta Discord confirmed that discussions with liquidity partners for fiat and stablecoin operations are actively ongoing. This means Bivo isn't the destination, Bivo is the template. The first domino. Now look at where the gaps are. Bivo handles US fiat rails beautifully, offering FDIC insurance, ACH, FedNow, and real bank accounts. But deep EUR and Asia-Pacific coverage remain wide open, and that is exactly where things get interesting. In April 2026, Nium launched a USDC to fiat flow with Coinbase covering 190 countries. They joined Visa's stablecoin settlement pilot, which is the exact same rails Keeta Personal uses. They were also the first fintech to anchor into JP Morgan's Partior blockchain, and they hold over 40 licenses globally across the exact regions Keeta needs most. Every single piece of infrastructure Nium just built maps directly onto what a Keeta anchor requires. The architecture is identical, and the geography perfectly fills the gaps Bivo leaves behind. Nium is possibly just one of many upcoming $KTA anchor partners. Bivo proved the template works, and the gaps are still wide open. What do you think? @KeetaNetwork $KTA

gKeeta Got my hands on the Ledger applet source code Been testing it privately and it seems to be working well Can’t wait for @Ledger to approve this for everyone $KTA

@MichiganDems @gretchenwhitmer 🤡

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@TSN_Sports Refs broke that up too early

WHAT A TILT 😱🥊 Nate Corbet and Carson Campbell with an absolute SLUGFEST after a big hit on Mazden Leslie. #MemorialCup

@WSJ Floppy foot bag? It's a hackey sack you fucking nerds

The ’90s floppy foot bag is back and bigger than ever. Parents and teachers couldn’t be happier—or more confused. on.wsj.com/3PXn9pR