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Burlington’s too ifykyk!

@DoubleMinorityy THATS WHAT IM SAYING!!!

I’m sorry but them making Jace the big bad the set while just showing him pop up here or there leading up is falling a bit flat to me. I feel as though the Eldrazi, Bolas, and Phyrexian build ups were executed much better story wise. #magiccon #mtg

@s1ckcu1t @kittycatcardz oh?

@kittycatcardz literally though. but he’ll remind you that he and hasan aren’t friends every second.

Pretty sure burnt peanut is a trump supporter but what can we expect from king of the fence sitters Ludwig #Theusualsuspects

Sometimes you gotta cheat to save your marriage

@DoubleMinorityy You just ain’t got no kind of morals😪

When my ex told me I was dating his homeboy. 🥴

I wonder where they taking the story for magic cause bolas on the loose w/no memories!! And here come Jace elusive self, Tezzeret got what he wanted and his plans moving into the next stage I just want to know where the threat is & when they decided to finally deal with beleren

Glad they gonna give Akeria her crown!! About time tbh

she's not tho is she #loser #inabox

I just need my bussy ate for 45 mins

@DoubleMinorityy Low vibrational.

Should I treat myself to a shrimp boil for lunch?

@DoubleMinorityy You can’t outspeed the speedster!!

My opponent had a quick claw on Whimsicott… IKYFL! #pokémonchampions

Slowly becoming an elder twink. Much to think and twink about.

Bout to be in my favorite city tonight 😛😛

Heated Rivarly the book is so much better than the show my god this is how it was supposed to go down

As an elder black bottom who has seen things, I’m gonna tell the black bottoms the truth. The best dick you will ever have as a black bottom is coming from a chubby bisexual Mexican and a dl Puerto Rican.

I won’t eat anything crumbcake adjacent because of this single episode

Got my 3-0 with only 1 loss quandrix is just the girllll!!!

Not a single hint of removal but quandrix herself took that game 1

It’s starting and this 3-0 calling my name!!

I could fix him.