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@chippercashapp una dey mad, e remain make una enter market. 😂😂😂. When una tire, una go delete my account permanently

Bringing this back Don't waste your fruitful years pandering to this females, they are not loyal at all

Bringing this back to the timeline. Nigerians need to wake up

Bringing this back to the Nigerian populace. We need immediate death sentence to these criminals, and that UN, EU and USA agreement is standing in the way. We need to expel all NGOs and start capital punishment for bad behaviours

@khanofkhans11_ Igbos are colonising the whole world with their preek 😂😂😂

An Indian living in Nigeria ☺️

@instablog9ja He cooked beans when we were young and mummy was late from work, all of us chop strong beans that day 😂😂😂😂

“Dad cooked” — fear go first catch you before you chop 😭 What did your dad make, and how you rate am (1–10)? Be honest 👇

@Lanzy_xx Be like say you na OG and the white walkers see customer 😂😂😂

white walkers wan stop me for road, thank god say na my Dothraki horse man carry me.

@WittyLevi Another twitter slang 😂😂😂

Umbrella Academy nearly stop me for road today.

@instablog9ja Wahala for side chick heartbreak 😂😂😂😂

Lady shocked to find out that her husband was using her to cover his heartbreak from his sidechic

@LeesiBB You guys are funny. I know for certain a multitude of you are wishing you were the girl

can i just say a hot take? i’m sorry but men like this are such losers. his daughter is 19 lol

@MobilePunch People that will not die well

𝗡𝗶𝗴𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝘆 𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗯𝘂’𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗿𝗱 𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗺 – 𝗢𝗹𝘂𝘄𝗼 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲: punchng.com/nigerians-may-…

@AsakyGRN Adult bed wetting and thinking it is a flex that she is publicly announcing it 🤦🤦🤦

“During our talking stage, my husband proposed over the phone. I told him about my lifelong struggle with bedwetting, and he accepted me without hesitation. Even in marriage, it continued until one day he prayed for me. For five years now, I’ve been free.” — Lady says.

@emadeyforyou Angels been dey find this trumpet since 2015 to blow, they no know say na you steal am 😂😂😂. We dey suffer end times together with APC because of you

Tony Stark talk quick before pastor catcħ me for here

@trigottista It came to my mind to reverse search the image but I felt I don't have the time but using it as a point to insult Yorubas as liars is not proper

Yorugbas are always lying 😂😂

@ChuksEricE I won't be surprised if the governor send thugs to beat her up then demand she be sacked and arrested for "disgracing him" similar to what Niger State governor is doing

“This is Uwani General Hospital in Enugu. There is no light here to attend to patients, and we are the nurses on night duty, even water we don't have.” — Nurses in Enugu raise alarm, calling on the attention of the Enugu State Government.

@AshE_Nuel Prostitutes know themselves, they fit don meet for joint 😂😂😂

My neighbours woke up with so much noise this morning. Let me brief you on our last conversation. My neighbours are married, the wife called my girlfriend a prostitute and then i told the husband his brother is always coning to visit his wife whenever he is not around and he said he doesn't have a brother. You remember now. The husband didn't say anything immediately i told him, he investigated and this morning he is throwing his wife's loads out. He caught his wife in an hotel, he saw them as they came out of the hotel, the guy counted 40k for her and she went to the market from the hotel. The husband recorded everything, he sent her the video this morning, she was just crying. I'm not going out to beg because the wife called my girlfriend a prostitute, I'm also investigating that one too. I feel a connection is there.

@duroteemy @Anyi_Baba6 You are currently testifying 😂😂😂😂

Randomly remembered one time I was scammed on instagram. Before I paid, I asked the vendor ‘please hope you will deliver’ and the person replied with ‘don’t worry, you will testify’😭😭😭

@Wizarab10 Even grok agree the guy is foolish 😂😂😂 x.com/i/status/20381…

She doesn't like you. It is that simple. Block her and keep it moving

@instablog9ja I won't go myself. I am suspecting their mum as the source of the hatred against her. There is this PR that mother's families always have that reality always dispel, its been more than 6years that I talked to anyone from my mother's side

She skipped cousin’s wedding after years of silent beef… family ties or self-respect? 😬💔 Would you still show up or keep your distance? 👀👇

@Teeniiola I like this girl 😂😂😂. Shoot on sight is approved

A lady has narrated how a man and his fiancée went ahead with their wedding despite being aware that their genotypes were incompatible. According to an IT student, the couple came for testing and were found to both have AS genotypes. They were advised against getting married due to the risk, but they chose to proceed with their plans. She expressed concern that the real consequence falls on the child, who may be born with SS genotype and have to face the health challenges associated with it.

@Nwokediobisimon @Joshking1740 @Guccistarboi DM bro, I no dey verified so I couldn't message

@STOJ30 @Joshking1740 @Guccistarboi My plug get pass for all the 36 states and capital

Short 40k Night 80k Money wey I go carry give my mama?? make God pun!sh you and ur toto there.