STONED

Imagine finding out that your only daughter, at the age of 16, had started smoking weed. As a parent, how would you handle the situation?

Her: Lemme see your phone or leave Me:

My baby daddy really the first lying ass nigga I’ve ever dealt with 😂😂

Y’all let shit slide so easily, then wonder why mfs keep doing the same thing over and over again.

Before you help a woman, help 10 men...

"Sex before marriage is a sin" Good thing I don't have sex. I be fucking. 😁

“One thing about me” Who ask this one jamb question?

Most of the time your soulmate cannot be found in the kind of body type that is your type.

my GPS just says “figure it out.”

Chase nothing but a better life.

Being a good girl is a scam in dating. You get treated better if you’re high maintenance.

Women hate everything about traditional marriages except for the part where the man is supposed to provide.

You know you’re a stoner if you’d rather chill at home with music and smoke than go to a loud party and drink

A painful part of adulthood is learning that life doesn't always reward merit. Not everyone who wins deserves it. Not everyone who loses earned it.

I don tire to dey give aboki 15k every 2weeks to help me clear my bush, I go dey do am myself like this, good buy yeah ?

I act like everything is fine because jail is expensive

I guarantee you, one of the best things you’ll ever do is stop telling certain people what’s going on in your life.

You meet your 18 year old self, you’re allowed 3 words. What do you say?

Imagine risking your morals just to get 17 Views. Waste of sin.

My aunt was just telling us how my uncle did all the grocery shopping and now that he’s passed she doesn’t know what she’s going to do , y’all why today she put on his coat and reached in the pocket only to find a grocery list ? 😢

Being lazy in bed will make you lose a good man