STRAP Enjoyer

@laidlaw_stuart @sherlock_comms @Donna__McLean You asked for an alternative. There are alternatives. Obviously they require both political will and resources to maintain, but this is the same as anything.

@STRAP_Enjoyer @sherlock_comms @Donna__McLean I know but either they require funding governance and support...

Why do Met police officers persist in doing this? standard.co.uk/news/london/me…

@laidlaw_stuart @sherlock_comms @Donna__McLean Loads of apps offer exactly this - government requires a secure internal messaging service

@sherlock_comms @Donna__McLean I absolutely that corporate use of WhatsApp is always a bad idea But At a corporate level what's the alternative for immediate in line messaging that managed and reviewable....

@alexwickham @Sandbagger_01 Source please?

Breaking: A person who communicated in Russian promised to pay alleged arsonists to light a series of fires targeting Keir Starmer last year, prosecutors said at the start of their trial today. Roman Lavrynovych was “recruited, instructed and promised with payment” by a person using the pseudonym ‘El Money,’ according to Telegram messages shown to the jury. “‘El Money’ communicated in Russian, in contrast to the Ukrainian otherwise used by the defendants,” the lead prosecutor said. “We have only one half of a conversation as the other side has been deleted.”

@UK_Daniel_Card Cyber war will not take place, cyber war will not take place!!

ok..... time for a friendly cyber boxing match..... online attacks vs offline attacks are very different (or are they?) example. an authentication web service (which as rate limiting etc.) let's you try X attempts per hour (low number) and offline attack with modern GPUs (clusters etc.) if you have the hash (assume unsalted I guess) let' you crack: 3 random words across the entire English dictionary in: (170k dict, space separator) ~4 hours on a single RTX 5090 GPU is the 3 random word guidance still useful? why? why not? what are the threats you are defending against? if you have a TA who has a copy of the database.... are the hashes the thing you are worrying about? or actually is the damage probably already done regardless of hash crackabillity? (that's a word, even if someone says it is not :P ) @Paul_Reviews @Chick3nman512 (and feel free to tag anyone else in) (and I know: it depends but it's a good subject)

@UK_Daniel_Card @Sandbagger_01 Well - quite!

@STRAP_Enjoyer @Sandbagger_01 agent gig economy model.... using really stupid people since 2024 (made up year) to do illegal stuff for 300 quid.... (stupid and vulnerable at these numbers etc I would guess)

They're not "disposable" agents. They're used for a clear purpose. Also, the UK is making arrests and highlighting the dangers of gig-economy models of espionage/sabotage.

@therealbigjonno @theclintonsnuke @LoftusSteve "cancer has been around for a long time so we shouldn't do anything to fix it"

@theclintonsnuke @LoftusSteve They’ve been around forever.

Could it possibly be because their theiving scum who live in trash strewn shovels and turn any place they turn up to into a shithole? I one bought something off Facebook. Turned out to be a Traveller site. Rubbish everywhere, 20 dogs roaming around, dog shit all over, women in dressing gowns at lunch time, filthy kids everywhere and the thing I went to buy had "Property of Next" stamped on it.

@6_4_571_1 My body is a machine that turns universal credit into liver cirrhosis

Last thing a universal credit payment sees

@6_4_571_1 Ho ho, trury grorious

@maxtempers Oh but you haven't listened to the latest Tim Chapman podcast? Very telling

I've done my homework. I've thumbed through the latest scoops in The Times. I've read my Shipman. I've listened to the podcasts. I'm struggling to think of a story I've been less interested in.

I don't care about the Mandelson rigmarole.

@6_4_571_1 Character building

@STRAP_Enjoyer They also blew up an apprentice like a week ago lol

I had a guy from Babcock who was too thick to remember his email so I couldn’t even send him the work he wanted, was a unreal interaction

@BenObeseJecty "STRAP 3" clearance does not exist

The Government is lying. Last month I asked the Chief Secretary to the Prime Minister, Darren Jones, what level of security clearance was held by Peter Mandelson. He told me I would need to ask the Foreign Office, so I did. On Thursday, an hour after the Mandelson vetting scandal story broke, The FCDO told me that Mandelson was granted Developed Vetting clearance only. 72hrs later the Times is reporting that Mandelson was in fact granted STRAP 3 clearance. Every thread that’s pulled reveals another lie this execrable Government is willing to tell to try and save Keir Starmer’s worthless premiership.

@Steven_Swinford All intelligence is shared on a "need to know" basis you retard

EXCLUSIVE: Lord Mandelson was given approval for the highest level of security clearance during his tenure as British ambassador to the US despite failing vetting, The Times has been told Mandelson was given access to ‘strap 3’ material, the highest level of security clearance and is reserved for information which, if leaked, would present a security risk in itself or could put intelligence sources at risk Mandelson’s appointment was announced in December 2024, despite warnings from officials about his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein, the American financier and paedophile, and his business links to China and Russia On January 28, UK Vetting Security advised against appointing Mandelson. While the precise reason is not clear, it is said to relate to his foreign links rather than his relationship with Epstein Robbins was informed of the assessment, determined that the risk was manageable and gave him approval for security clearance known as “developed vetting” Shortly before his appointment, Mandelson was told to formally apply for strap clearance, but was warned it could take “at least three months”. The Times has been told that it was done quickly because of the significance of his role. A government source said this was not unusual for senior positions Strap three information is shared on a “need to know” basis and as British ambassador to the US, this was likely to have included intelligence on China, Russia and other foreign powers thetimes.com/article/4e05b5…

@SO3_Clausewitz @BenjiiiGregory Literally me

@BenjiiiGregory “Wow it’s so dark in this suitcase.”

“You see with the DV process, Blah blah blah. There’s also this thing class STRAP clearance, which I have” “…” “I’m privy to a-lot of state secrets and intelligence. Did I tell you I have STRAP clearance” “…” “…” “You want me to peg you with a strap-on? ” “Yes”

@6_4_571_1 @SO3_Clausewitz I can taste the updated desktop splash page from here. DSR only wishes it had the power twitter shitposters do

@SO3_Clausewitz @STRAP_Enjoyer Awaiting the inevitable intranet post reading something like “REMINDER: Vetting process and social media”

“Did you see the news about the leaks?” “Leeks?” “Thankfully they only leaked a small portion of the secret information on that, which I know because I have DV (Developed Vetting) which means I can tell you Secret and Top Secret things if you want me to.” “I have a boyfriend.”

@CorianderSoap @Sandbagger_01 "clown prince" indeed

@Sandbagger_01 Hodges really has no idea what he's talking about. He's perfect for the Mail.

Erm, it's not almost unheard of.

EOs performing self-fellatio for "almost" getting vetted for a fucking EO role 😂😂😂

@MightyMightyO1 @aswren Fucking hell STRAPSO virgin alert 😂 what an ally geezer

@aswren Fortunately, I don’t want to hold it again. I’ll just get my mates who still have it drunk and they’ll tell me all the gossip anyway.

As someone that once held DV let me for a second me just openly talk about it and about the process of getting it to make sure I can never hold it again