nep ⚰️🐸

@ambientnite @turbomander Please please please ask her. I need to know . Does she know

@turbomander Weirdly a friend of mine is a traveling euthanizer of horses. Never asked her

friend wants to know what you should feed a horse before euthanizing it? I genuinely have no idea

@turbomander Who the fuck are you

okay so all 12.1k of u just gotta pretend like turbomander was always my name from the start k? thx

nobody freak out I’m testing new names

@turbomander sorry :( you didn't feed me sufficient gruel sire i couldn't help take a nibble...

so apparently since my squire “bit” someone im supposed to put him down. great. took me years to find someone who knew the right way to buff mythrite plate armor. i knew he came back from the battle of the shadow valley different, fighting the necromancer must have shook him

wanted to show everyone the beautiful portrait of pancake breakfast I took. have a great week everyone.

@turboghosto HOLY SHIT OOMF FAMOUS

TELL THE MAGI, TELL THE COUNCIL I MADE IT

@turboghosto wrong. same potion

someone replaced my coffee with a potion of greater tummy ache

@turboghosto sit hon my face yeah

crazy how “sit on my face” is only an h away from an entirely different event

🍕職人してる連休最終日

ジー・・・ フーくん 「（ルーくんだけなんかもらってる）」

返事がない…ただのおもちのようだ

@turboghosto MAKE ME A SANDWICH. NOM. NOM. NOM.

NOW PRISONER 24601

pet play went horribly wrong they’re putting me down tomorrow

@placebochain044 Fuck he's so pleasantly shaped

sometimes i’m a Monkey that was raised by humans and Can’t intergrate into Monkey Society

นู๋

@turboghosto A photo of me ❤️

@placebochain044 go tuna go go go tuna GO TUNAAA

@turboghosto hey ghost, we miss you. come back to us

dear sex havers of Reddit, what’s the hottest thing a plus sized gamer boy has ever done that made you instantly want to have sex with them? EDIT: my first ever Reddit gold! thank you kind stranger XD